《Beowulf(I Am Deformed)》歌词

歌曲： Beowulf(I Am Deformed)

所属专辑：Oskar Tennis Champion

歌手： Momus

时长： 04:31

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Beowulf (I Am Deformed) - Momus[00:00:00]

I have come with my sword Naegling[00:00:21]

And the usual aches and pains[00:00:25]

To defeat Grendel the monster[00:00:30]

Lately scourge of the Danes[00:00:35]

Showing no mercy in the mead hall[00:00:40]

He laid waste thirty thanes[00:00:44]

In return I will chop off his shoulder[00:00:48]

Then I will deal with his mother[00:00:54]

Where is the disabled loo[00:01:10]

I'm feeling slightly queasy woozy[00:01:15]

So would you if you'd had to do[00:01:19]

The things I've had to do[00:01:22]

Slay the good slay the bad[00:01:25]

Do I have the right to use the disabled loos[00:01:29]

Did they send the right[00:01:33]

Man from the land of heroes[00:01:35]

Stop laughing I am Beowulf[00:01:38]

I give you my oath as I was born[00:01:42]

I am Beowulf[00:01:45]

I am the hero coming to save you[00:01:47]

And I am deformed[00:01:52]

Cancer gubbins that hangs at[00:02:08]

My neck like a turkey throat[00:02:09]

Swaddling leather trussing[00:02:12]

Up a shrivelled belly bloat[00:02:14]

Dangling from my orifice is[00:02:17]

A puzzling speculum drip[00:02:19]

If you promise not to tell[00:02:21]

Anyone I have a hare lip[00:02:23]

A smoking hole and a very large mole[00:02:26]

My face it slithers my ears are torn[00:02:28]

Don't laugh I am deformed[00:02:31]

Stop laughing I am Beowulf[00:02:35]

I give you my oath as I was born[00:02:40]

I am Beowulf[00:02:42]

I am the hero coming to save you[00:02:44]

And I am deformed[00:02:49]

So go ahead laugh you won't be the first[00:03:04]

Richard the Hundredth [00:03:06]

The Hunchback laughed[00:03:07]

Henry Dalrymple the simpleton[00:03:09]

Convulsed with mirth[00:03:10]

At this sick rubber joke my bones as[00:03:13]

They poke out of a hole in my skin[00:03:15]

At this helplessly flailing mutant appalling[00:03:17]

Prosthetic thalydomide limb[00:03:20]

Have a good laugh while[00:03:23]

You're at it at my schlong[00:03:24]

My metallic foot brace it scratches and drags[00:03:27]

I dribble down a twig[00:03:29]

I twitch along the ground[00:03:32]

My Breugel boots they beggar belief[00:03:34]

I have the stinky shanks of a hound[00:03:36]

My patchy moustache hides a birthmark[00:03:41]

I have come to save Denmark[00:03:43]

Stop laughing[00:03:46]

Stop laughing I am Beowulf[00:03:55]

I give you my oath as I was born[00:03:59]

I am Beowulf[00:04:02]

I am the hero coming to save you[00:04:04]

I am deformed[00:04:09]