《His Majesty the Baby》歌词

歌曲： His Majesty the Baby

所属专辑：Ping Pong

歌手： Momus

时长： 04:22

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Crooked smiles mongol eyes and a toothless grin[00:00:07]

I hate his majesty the baby[00:00:13]

His bowels and bladder uncontrolled[00:00:17]

Sitting astride a throne of nappies[00:00:20]

As though his s**t were made of gold[00:00:24]

As though a cherub on a fountain[00:00:28]

He suckles breasts as big as mountains[00:00:32]

Then pisses freely on the women[00:00:36]

Who so lovingly surround him[00:00:40]

I hate his majesty the baby[00:00:43]

The bald and dribbling little git[00:00:47]

The polymorphous little pervert[00:00:51]

In every orifice a fluid[00:00:55]

Born in a filthy burst of semen[00:00:58]

Some tosser planted in a woman[00:01:02]

The spitting image of a tosspot[00:01:06]

Let us assassinate the despot[00:01:08]

And if you cooing mothers should come cooing around me[00:01:15]

Will you be ready for the struggle the struggle to be free[00:01:18]

From the instincts of your gender from your social role as mothers[00:01:22]

When I execute your tyrant will you claim me as your saviour[00:01:26]

Or simply tear a traitor limb from limb[00:01:30]

F**k my imbecile brother then begin again[00:01:34]

I hate his majesty the baby[00:02:06]

In my pathetic jealousy[00:02:10]

I hear the voices of the ladies[00:02:14]

Demanding what he's done to me[00:02:18]

This bastard's s**tting on my shirt[00:02:21]

I'm deep in excrement and dirt[00:02:25]

I demand a revolution[00:02:29]

I demand an execution[00:02:33]

I'm well versed in fencing playing the lute and rhetoric[00:02:38]

I am toilet trained and elegant an effervescent wit[00:02:41]

But the girls prefer the company of a balding little pisser[00:02:45]

It is mothers who make men misogynists[00:02:49]

They could have kissed me they chose to kiss[00:02:51]

A stupid stinky little pool of piss[00:02:57]

I hate you imbecilic women[00:02:59]

Who gawp around His Majesty[00:03:03]

Don't you know he'll grow up God willing[00:03:07]

A twisted little s**t like me[00:03:11]

I tossed him off one day at lunchbreak[00:03:14]

One human life is not that difficult to make[00:03:18]

Let us assassinate this despot[00:03:22]

His Imperial Majesty the tosspot[00:03:26]

O King now you have reached the Age of Reason[00:03:31]

The facts of life are laced with treason[00:03:35]

There is going to be a sudden palace coup[00:03:38]

And my new mistress Madame Guillotine will soon be nursing you[00:03:42]

Crooked smiles from toothless gums[00:03:52]

A grating voice and a stinky bum[00:03:54]

Mongol eyes and a toothless grin[00:03:59]

The king is naked let's do him in[00:04:01]

It's time to rise up free from tyranny[00:04:10]

Wouldn't you rather be with me[00:04:13]

I'll show you ladies LIFE[00:04:14]

And its imperial majesty[00:04:18]