《Play Your Cards Wrong》歌词

歌曲： Play Your Cards Wrong

所属专辑：Morning Wood (Explicit)

歌手： Rodney Carrington

时长： 02:33

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Play Your Cards Wrong - Rodney Carrington[00:00:00]

If you play your cards wrong[00:00:09]

You can take me home tonight[00:00:13]

You've got all the makings[00:00:17]

Of my future ex-wife[00:00:21]

I've got 3 bucks[00:00:24]

My credit sucks[00:00:25]

And my future don't look to bright[00:00:27]

If you play your cards wrong[00:00:30]

You can take me home tonight[00:00:34]

Some call me a loser[00:00:39]

And a lazy no good slob[00:00:43]

I've lost my house[00:00:46]

I've got no car[00:00:48]

I can't keep a job[00:00:51]

But I've got a big heart[00:00:54]

And another part[00:00:56]

Take me home[00:00:57]

You'll understand[00:00:58]

Because my genitalia[00:01:01]

Looks like a pringles can[00:01:04]

If you play your cards wrong[00:01:10]

You can take me home tonight[00:01:13]

When I pull my pants down[00:01:17]

Hey you won't believe I'm white[00:01:20]

It's been said that I'm Mr Ed[00:01:26]

But don't worry I won't bite[00:01:29]

If you play your cards wrong[00:01:33]

You can take me home tonight[00:01:36]

Some call me dishonest[00:01:42]

And they say I'm just lyin'[00:01:45]

But I peed next to ol' John Holmes[00:01:49]

And he started cryin'[00:01:52]

On a sunny day I've got it made[00:01:58]

Get under my wiener if you need shade[00:02:01]

If you play your cards wrong[00:02:08]

You can take me home tonight[00:02:11]

If you play your cards wrong[00:02:16]

You can take me home tonight[00:02:20]