《Play Your Cards Wrong(Live|Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： Play Your Cards Wrong(Live|Explicit)

所属专辑：Morning Wood (Explicit)

歌手： Rodney Carrington

时长： 02:05

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Play Your Cards Wrong (Live) - Rodney Carrington[00:00:00]

If you play your cards wrong[00:00:04]

You can take me home tonight[00:00:08]

You've got all the makings[00:00:11]

Of my future ex wife[00:00:15]

I've got 3 bucks[00:00:18]

My credit sucks[00:00:19]

And my future don't look to bright[00:00:21]

If you play your cards wrong[00:00:24]

You can take me home tonight[00:00:27]

Some call me a loser[00:00:32]

And a lazy no good slob[00:00:36]

I've lost my house[00:00:39]

I've got no car[00:00:40]

I can't keep a job[00:00:43]

But i've got a big heart[00:00:46]

And another part[00:00:48]

Take me home you'll understand[00:00:49]

Because my genitalia tell you looks like a pringles can[00:00:53]

If you play your cards wrong[00:01:01]

You can take me home tonight[00:01:04]

When i pull my pants down[00:01:07]

Hey you won't believe i'm white[00:01:10]

It's been said that i'm mr ed[00:01:16]

But don't worry i won't bite[00:01:18]

If you play your cards wrong[00:01:22]

You can take me home tonight[00:01:25]

Some call me dishonest[00:01:30]

And they say i'm just lyin[00:01:33]

But i peed next to ol john holmes and[00:01:37]

He started cryin[00:01:41]

On a sunny day i've got it made[00:01:45]

Get under my wiener if you need shade[00:01:48]

If you play your cards wrong[00:01:54]

You can take me home tonight[00:01:57]