《Poor Unfortunate Fools》歌词

歌曲： Poor Unfortunate Fools

所属专辑：Cartoons Memories One

歌手： Cartoons

时长： 03:39

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The only way to get what you[00:00:01]

want is to become a human yourself.[00:00:03]

Can you do that?[00:00:06]

My dear, sweet child.[00:00:08]

That's what I do. It's what I live for.[00:00:12]

To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself.[00:00:16]

Poor souls with no one else to turn to.[00:00:20]

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty[00:00:27]

They weren't kidding[00:00:31]

when they called me, well, a witch[00:00:31]

But you'll find that nowadays[00:00:34]

I've mended all my ways[00:00:36]

Repented, seen the light, and made a switch[00:00:38]

To this[00:00:41]

And I fortunately know a little magic[00:00:43]

It's a talent that I always have possessed[00:00:47]

And dear lady, please don't laugh[00:00:50]

I use it on behalf[00:00:52]

Of the miserable, the lonely,[00:00:54]

and depressed (pathetic)[00:00:56]

Poor unfortunate souls[00:01:00]

In pain, in need[00:01:03]

This one longing to be thinner[00:01:07]

That one wants to get the girl[00:01:08]

And do I help them?[00:01:10]

Yes, indeed[00:01:11]

Those poor unfortunate souls[00:01:13]

So sad, so true[00:01:16]

They come flocking to my cauldron[00:01:19]

Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!"[00:01:20]

And I help them![00:01:22]

Yes I do[00:01:24]

Now it's happened once or twice[00:01:26]

Someone couldn't pay the price[00:01:28]

And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals[00:01:30]

Yes I've had the odd complaint[00:01:34]

But on the whole I've been a saint[00:01:36]

To those poor unfortunate souls[00:01:39]

Have we got a deal?[00:01:47]

If I become human,[00:01:49]

I'll never be with my father or sisters again.[00:01:50]

But you'll have your man, heh heh.[00:01:54]

Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? Heh heh.[00:01:57]

Oh, and there is one more thing.[00:02:01]

We haven't discussed the subject of payment.[00:02:03]

But I don't have-[00:02:06]

I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle![00:02:08]

What I want from you is - your voice.[00:02:12]

But without my voice, how can I-[00:02:15]

You'll have your looks, your pretty face.[00:02:20]

And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha![00:02:24]

The men up there don't like a lot of blabber[00:02:31]

They think a girl who gossips is a bore![00:02:34]

Yet on land it's much prefered for ladies not to say a word[00:02:36]

And after all dear, what is idle babble for?[00:02:39]

Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation[00:02:42]

True gentlemen avoid it when they can[00:02:46]

But they dote and swoon and fawn[00:02:49]

On a lady who's withdrawn[00:02:50]

It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man[00:02:52]

Come on you poor unfortunate soul[00:02:54]

Go ahead![00:02:58]

Make your choice![00:03:00]

I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day[00:03:02]

It won't cost much[00:03:04]

Just your voice![00:03:06]

You poor unfortunate soul[00:03:08]

It's sad but true[00:03:11]

If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet[00:03:14]

You've got the pay the toll[00:03:15]

Take a gulp and take a breath[00:03:17]

And go ahead and sign the scroll[00:03:18]

Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys[00:03:20]

The boss is on a roll[00:03:21]

This poor unfortunate soul[00:03:26]