所属专辑:Permanent Record: Al In The Box
时长: 03:04
I Want A New Duck - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)[00:00:00]
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Woh oh I want a new duck[00:00:13]
我想要个新鸭子[00:00:21]
One that won't try to bite[00:00:21]
一只不会试着咬我的[00:00:23]
One that won't chew a hole in my socks[00:00:23]
一只不会在我的袜子上啃出个洞的[00:00:27]
One that won't quack all night[00:00:27]
一只不会呱呱叫个一整晚的[00:00:30]
I want a new duck[00:00:30]
我想要个新鸭子[00:00:32]
One with big webbed feet[00:00:32]
一只有着大大的蹼足的[00:00:35]
One that knows how to wash my car[00:00:35]
一只知道该怎样替我洗车的[00:00:37]
And keep his room real neat[00:00:37]
还得保持他的房间十分整洁[00:00:41]
One that won't raid the ice box[00:00:41]
一只不会袭击冰箱的[00:00:43]
One that'll stay in shape[00:00:43]
一只保持体型良好的[00:00:45]
One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape[00:00:45]
一只永远不会迁移或者逃跑的[00:00:50]
Or I'll tie him up with duct tape[00:00:50]
不然我会用胶带把他绑起来[00:01:00]
I want a new duck[00:01:00]
我想要个新鸭子[00:01:02]
A mallard I think[00:01:02]
应该是只野鸭[00:01:05]
One that won't make a mess of my house[00:01:05]
一只不会在我家搞破坏[00:01:07]
Or build a nest in the bathroom sink[00:01:07]
或者在浴室的水槽建个窝的[00:01:10]
I want a new duck[00:01:10]
我想要个新鸭子[00:01:12]
One that won't steal a beer[00:01:12]
一只不会偷啤酒的[00:01:15]
One that won't stick his bill in my mail[00:01:15]
一只不会把他的账单寄到我邮箱里的[00:01:18]
One that knows the duck stops here[00:01:18]
一只知道鸭子停靠站在哪的[00:01:21]
One that won't drive me crazy waddling all around[00:01:21]
一只不会走着鸭步围着我转把我逼疯的[00:01:26]
One who'll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown[00:01:26]
一只会教我游泳还不会让我溺水的[00:01:31]
And show me how to get down[00:01:31]
并且向我演示如何潜水[00:01:36]
How to get down baby[00:01:36]
如何潜水 宝贝[00:01:40]
Get it [00:01:40]
懂了吗[00:01:41]
Quack quack quack quack[00:01:41]
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I want a new duck[00:01:57]
我想要个新鸭子[00:01:59]
Not a swan or a goose[00:01:59]
不是天鹅或家鹅[00:02:02]
Just a drake I can dress real cute[00:02:02]
而是一只公鸭子 我可以给他穿的很可爱[00:02:04]
Think I'm gonna name him Bruce[00:02:04]
我想我会叫他布鲁斯[00:02:07]
I want a new duck[00:02:07]
我想要个新鸭子[00:02:09]
Not a quail or an owl[00:02:09]
不是鹌鹑或者猫头鹰[00:02:12]
One that won't molt too much[00:02:12]
一只不会掉太多毛的[00:02:15]
One that won't smell too foul[00:02:15]
一只闻起来不会太糟的[00:02:18]
One that won't beg for breadcrumbs[00:02:18]
一只不会乞求面包渣[00:02:20]
Hangin' around all day[00:02:20]
整天到处闲逛的[00:02:23]
He'd better mind his manners[00:02:23]
他最好注意他的礼貌[00:02:24]
Better do just what I say[00:02:24]
最好按我说的做[00:02:28]
Or he's gonna be duck pate duck pate yah yah[00:02:28]
不然他就会变成鸭肉酱 鸭肉酱 [00:02:38]
Quack quack quack quack[00:02:38]
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