《Crazy Rap (In the Style of Afro Man)(Demo Vocal Version)》歌词

歌曲： Crazy Rap (In the Style of Afro Man)(Demo Vocal Version)

所属专辑：Crazy Rap (In the Style of Afro Man) [Karaoke Version] - Single

歌手： ProSource Karaoke

时长： 05:29

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Crazy Rap (In the Style of Afro Man) (Demo Vocal Version) - ProSource Karaoke (专业卡拉ok)[00:00:00]

Wait a minute' man Hey' check this out' tell it [00:00:00]

It was this blind man' right [00:00:03]

Hey it was this blind man' right [00:00:04]

He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick' right [00:00:06]

Hey He walked past this fish market' you know what I'm sayin' [00:00:08]

He stopped' he took a deep breath' he said'[00:00:11]

Woooooo' good morning' ladies [00:00:14]

You like that sh*t' man Hey' man' I got a gang of that sh*t' man [00:00:20]

I tell you what- my man on the guitar' fool on the drums'[00:00:25]

Everybody just crowd around the mic'[00:00:28]

I'll tell you all these mutha-f**kin' jokes [00:00:31]

But first' I'ma start it off like this Hey' help me sing it' homeboy [00:00:32]

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need [00:00:38]

We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed [00:00:42]

And as the m*******a burns we can[00:00:47]

Take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs[00:00:49]

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and[00:00:52]

Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong [00:00:54]

So roll' roll' roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems [00:00:57]

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through[00:01:01]

Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims [00:01:03]

So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville [00:01:06]

If my tapes and my cds[00:01:11]

Just don't sell' I bet my caddy will [00:01:13]

Well it was just sundown in a small white town [00:01:16]

They call it Eastside Palmdale [00:01:18]

When the Afroman walked through[00:01:20]

The white land' houses went up for sale [00:01:22]

Well' I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds[00:01:26]

When I met a little girl named Jan [00:01:28]

I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know[00:01:30]

Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan [00:01:33]

We f**ked on the bed' f**ked on the[00:01:35]

Flo'' f**ked so long' I grew a f**kin' afro [00:01:37]

Then I f**ked to the left' f**ked to the right [00:01:40]

She sucked my dick 'til the sh*t turned white [00:01:43]

I thought to myself' Sheba' Sheba [00:01:45]

Got my a** lookin' like a ZEBRA [00:01:47]

I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way'[00:01:50]

Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet [00:01:53]

I ran I jumped out the back window'[00:01:55]

But her daddy' he was with waitin' a 2 x 4 [00:01:57]

Oh' he beat me to the left' he beat me to the right [00:02:00]

The mutha-f**ker whooped my a** all night [00:02:03]

But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad' that's[00:02:05]

The best damn p**sy I ever had [00:02:07]

I got a bag of w**d and a bottle of wine [00:02:09]

I'm a f**k that b**ch just one more time [00:02:12]

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need [00:02:14]

We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed [00:02:19]

And as the m*******a burns we can take[00:02:23]

Our turns' singing them dirty rap songs[00:02:26]

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and[00:02:29]

Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong [00:02:31]

So roll' roll' roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems [00:02:34]

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale'[00:02:38]

Skatin' on Dayton rims [00:02:41]

So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville [00:02:43]

If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will [00:02:47]

I met this lady in Hollywood [00:02:52]

She had green hair' but damn she looked good [00:02:55]

I took her to my house' cause she was fine'[00:02:58]

But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine [00:03:00]

I met this lady from Japan' never made love with an African [00:03:03]

I f**ked her once' I f**ked her twice [00:03:08]

I ate that p**sy like shrimp fried rice [00:03:10]

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya [00:03:13]

I met a woman in the heart of Australia [00:03:15]

Had a big butt and big titties' too'[00:03:17]

So I hopped in her a** like a kangaroo [00:03:19]

See' I met this lady from Hawaii [00:03:22]

Stuck it in her a**' and she said' Aiiiiieeee [00:03:24]

Lips was breakfast' p**sy was lunch' then[00:03:27]

Her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch [00:03:29]

Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky [00:03:32]

She said' I'll fry some chicken if you just f**k me [00:03:34]

I came in her mouth It was a crisis [00:03:37]

I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices [00:03:39]

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need [00:03:41]

We can go to the park after dark'[00:03:46]

Smoke that tumbleweed [00:03:49]

And as the m*******a burns we can[00:03:50]

Take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs[00:03:53]

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong'[00:03:56]

Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong [00:03:58]

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee [00:04:01]

Her titties were filled with Hennesy [00:04:03]

That country music nearly drove me crazy'[00:04:06]

But I rode that a** and said' Yes' Miss Daisy [00:04:08]

Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that p**sy in a coma [00:04:10]

Met this lady in Michigan;[00:04:15]

I can't wait 'til I f**k that b**ch again [00:04:18]

Met a real black girl in South Carolina;[00:04:20]

F**ked her 'til she turned into a white albino [00:04:22]

F**ked this hooker in Iowa [00:04:25]

I f**ked her on credit' so I owe her [00:04:27]

F**ked this girl' down in Georgia; came in her mouth [00:04:30]

Man' I thought I told ya [00:04:34]

Met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran cross the border of Mexico [00:04:35]

Fine young thing' said her name's Maria [00:04:39]

I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla [00:04:42]

I wanna get married' but I can't afford it [00:04:45]

I know I'ma cry when she gets deported [00:04:47]

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need [00:04:49]

We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed [00:04:54]

And as the m*******a burns we[00:04:57]

Can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs[00:05:01]

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and[00:05:04]

Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong [00:05:06]

So roll' roll' roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems [00:05:09]

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims [00:05:13]

So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville [00:05:18]

If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will[00:05:23]