所属专辑:The Brazilian Scene
歌手: Luiz Bonfa
时长: 02:48
The following song is brought to you by chex mix[00:00:00]
Some dude once said that love is a many funny things[00:00:04]
I know there's a perfect girl out there for me[00:00:10]
Cuz I see her in my dreams[00:00:11]
Dream girl you're a fantasy you're the only one[00:00:13]
Out there for me[00:00:14]
My love[00:00:17]
Dream girl you amaze me all dressed in paisley[00:00:17]
Love how not one but both eyes are lazy[00:00:19]
When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus[00:00:19]
Thick skin strong nose like a rhinoceros[00:00:21]
Dream girl so beautiful lips all crumby[00:00:22]
Skin like asphalt nose so runny[00:00:23]
Thick thighs no waist not a care in the world[00:00:24]
You not crazy girl you just my baby girl[00:00:25]
If you envision in sweats with the neon patch[00:00:26]
Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth[00:00:29]
Rainbow poncho the female tonto[00:00:30]
Hear a loud noise drop a bucket like a bronco[00:00:31]
Dream girl you're a fantasy you're the only one[00:00:33]
Out there for me[00:00:35]
My love[00:00:36]
You got your cellphone ring set to s*x and the city[00:00:36]
You like a hot bowl of gritz only way more gritty[00:00:40]
Straight drippin' your turquoise my santa fe queen[00:00:41]
One short leg you got the santa fe lean[00:00:42]
It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep[00:00:45]
And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek[00:00:46]
You like cleopatra with the eyes of a pig[00:00:49]
Love to watch you in the backer when you go out to dig[00:00:50]
Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck[00:00:52]
Little rascal how'd you get screwed to the deck[00:00:54]
You put away slurpees like a trash can[00:00:57]
Your smiles all stainy and your not too brainy and[00:01:02]
I like that[00:01:08]
Talking to your shoes lke it's your friend[00:01:08]
I like that[00:01:09]
Yellin' at the walls of make pretend[00:01:09]
I like that[00:01:11]
Tellin' you to stop it then you don't[00:01:14]
You said you gonna stop it in my sleep[00:01:19]
But you won't[00:01:24]
Last week thought I saw you on the straight turn that was a bag of trash[00:01:25]
Just a big ol' bag of trash[00:01:27]
I thought you look like a bag of trash[00:01:27]
Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room[00:02:00]
Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon[00:02:06]
Your sexy and your spicy like a bowl of chex mix[00:02:07]
And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts[00:02:08]
Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were british[00:02:11]
Never take the chex mix cuz you always get skinnish[00:02:12]
Open clamps with both feet cuz your ambidextrous[00:02:14]
No point cuz we know you eat nothin' but chex mix[00:02:17]
Chex mix number one food snack in the land[00:02:19]
It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand[00:02:23]
Chex mix at your local grocer buy your box[00:02:24]
Your family will all say[00:02:25]
Chex mix rocks[00:02:26]
Chex mix your the snack for me your the only one[00:02:26]
I'll ever eat or buy[00:02:28]
Chex mix your delicious you got 60 less fat than potato chips[00:02:29]
The end[00:02:47]