《Everything You Know Is Wrong》歌词

歌曲： Everything You Know Is Wrong

所属专辑：Bad Hair Day

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 03:47

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Everything You Know Is Wrong - "Weird Al" Yankovic[00:00:01]

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane[00:00:09]

With a rabid wolverine in my underwear[00:00:12]

When suddenly a guy behind me in the backseat[00:00:16]

Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes[00:00:19]

I guessed is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie[00:00:21]

Is it Bob or Joe or Walter[00:00:24]

Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed[00:00:27]

Or Bernie or Steve[00:00:28]

I probably would have kept on guessing[00:00:29]

But about that time we crashed into a truck[00:00:31]

And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt[00:00:33]

Finally I recognize the face of my Hibachi dealer[00:00:36]

Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me[00:00:41]

Everything you know is wrong[00:00:45]

Black is white up is down and short is long[00:00:48]

And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter[00:00:51]

Everything you know is wrong[00:00:56]

Just forget the words and sing along[00:01:00]

All you need to understand is[00:01:03]

Everything you know is wrong[00:01:05]

I was walking to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams[00:01:09]

When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension[00:01:13]

And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space[00:01:17]

Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr[00:01:19]

The sucked out my internal organs[00:01:21]

And they took some Polaroids[00:01:23]

And said I was a darn good sport[00:01:25]

And as a way of saying thank you[00:01:27]

They offered to transport me back to any point in history[00:01:28]

That I would care to go[00:01:31]

And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night[00:01:33]

So I could pay my phone bill on time[00:01:36]

But then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling[00:01:38]

Everything you know is wrong[00:01:44]

Black is white up is down and short is long[00:01:47]

And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter[00:01:50]

Everything you know is wrong[00:01:56]

Just forget the words and sing along[00:01:59]

All you need to understand is[00:02:02]

Everything you know is wrong[00:02:05]

I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin[00:02:44]

When I got a nasty paper cut[00:02:48]

And well to make a long story short[00:02:51]

It got infected and I died[00:02:53]

So now I'm up in heaven with Saint Peter by the pearly gates[00:02:55]

And it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearing[00:03:00]

He tells me that they've got a dress code[00:03:04]

Well he lets me into Heaven anyway[00:03:08]

But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity and[00:03:10]

Every day he runs by screaming[00:03:16]

Everything you know is wrong[00:03:19]

Black is white up is down and short is long[00:03:23]

And everything you used to think was so important[00:03:26]

Doesn't really matter anymore[00:03:28]

Because the simple fact remains that[00:03:30]

Everything you know is wrong[00:03:32]

Just forget the words and sing along[00:03:35]

All you need to understand is that[00:03:38]

Everything you know is wrong[00:03:41]

Everything you know is wrong[00:03:42]

Everything you know is wrong[00:03:44]