所属专辑:My Name Is Allan (US Release)
歌手: Allan Sherman
时长: 03:35
Chim Chim Cheree - Allan Sherman[00:00:01]
Chim chiminey chim chiminey [00:00:05]
Chim-chim-cheree;[00:00:06]
Those are three words that[00:00:08]
Don't make sense to me [00:00:09]
But I'm used to words that[00:00:11]
Don't make sense to me [00:00:13]
From all those commercials[00:00:15]
I see on TV [00:00:16]
When I see an ad that[00:00:19]
Can't be understood[00:00:20]
I know that the product[00:00:22]
Has got to be good;[00:00:24]
Those words may be crazy [00:00:25]
But I think they're great [00:00:27]
Like sodium acetylsalicylate [00:00:29]
(Sodium acetylsalicylate )[00:00:33]
I wake up each morning[00:00:40]
A most happy man [00:00:41]
I cover my Pic-O-Pay[00:00:43]
With Fluoristan;[00:00:45]
I add Hexachlorophene [00:00:47]
'Cause it's so pure [00:00:49]
And then GL-70 [00:00:50]
Just to make sure [00:00:52]
Then I take a shower [00:00:54]
But never alone;[00:00:56]
I'm in there with Dermasil and Silicone [00:00:57]
I brush Vitrol-D on my Lanolin wave [00:01:01]
And I sharpen my Boo-boop [00:01:05]
And use it to shave [00:01:06]
(He sharpens his Boo-boop [00:01:08]
And that's how he shaves )[00:01:10]
There's Tufsyn and Retsyn [00:01:15]
And Acrylan too [00:01:17]
And Marfac and Melmac[00:01:19]
And what else is new [00:01:20]
There's Orlon and Korlan [00:01:22]
And there's Accutron [00:01:24]
And Teflon and Ban-Lon [00:01:26]
And so on and on [00:01:27]
These wonderful words spin[00:01:29]
Around in my brain;[00:01:31]
Each one is a mystery[00:01:33]
I cannot explain [00:01:35]
Like what does that[00:01:37]
Blue Magic whitener do[00:01:38]
Does it make blue things white [00:01:40]
Or make white things blue [00:01:42]
(His blue things are white [00:01:44]
And his white things are blue )[00:01:45]
My Fastback has Wide-Track[00:01:51]
And Autronic Eye [00:01:52]
Which winks when a cute little[00:01:54]
Volvo goes by;[00:01:56]
My tank full of Platformate[00:01:58]
Starts with a roar [00:02:00]
But when I try to stop [00:02:01]
It goes two miles more [00:02:03]
I measure my breathing with my Nasograph [00:02:05]
It's nice but oh my [00:02:08]
How it hurts when I laugh [00:02:10]
My chair is upholstered[00:02:12]
In real Naugahyde;[00:02:14]
When they killed that nauga [00:02:15]
I sat down and cried [00:02:17]
(He moved to Chicaga when that nauga died )[00:02:19]
I'm giving a party next Saturday night[00:02:26]
And here are the friends[00:02:30]
That I'm going to invite:[00:02:31]
The giant who lives in my washing machine [00:02:33]
That other nice giant [00:02:36]
Who's jolly and green [00:02:38]
The tiger who causes my gas tank to flood [00:02:40]
That handsome white knight[00:02:44]
Who is stronger than crud;[00:02:45]
The man with the eyepatch [00:02:47]
Who sells me my shirts[00:02:49]
And that nut who flies into[00:02:51]
The front seat for Hertz [00:02:52]
(That daring young nut[00:02:54]
Who goes flying for Hertz )[00:02:56]
I've lived all my life[00:02:58]
In this weird wonderland;[00:03:01]
I keep buying things[00:03:03]
That I don't understand [00:03:06]
'Cause they promise me[00:03:09]
Miracles magic and hope [00:03:10]
But somehow it always[00:03:14]
Turns out to be soap [00:03:15]
And they might as well be[00:03:17]
Chim-Chiminey Cheree [00:03:19]
(Those words all could be[00:03:21]
Chim-Chiminey Cheree )[00:03:22]