《The Groupie Routine(Live)》歌词

歌曲： The Groupie Routine(Live)

所属专辑：You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore， Vol. 1 (Live)

歌手： Frank Zappa

时长： 05:41

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The Groupie Routine - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)[00:00:00]

I mean really really I mean you guys [00:00:05]

What can I say you guys are my favorite band[00:00:10]

You gotta tell me somethin' [00:00:13]

Are you here in hollywood long [00:00:15]

I mean I just [00:00:17]

No I'm ah we're recording here in town[00:00:18]

You're recording here [00:00:20]

Yeah at the record plant[00:00:21]

The record plant [00:00:22]

Yeah[00:00:23]

Oh bobby sherman records here[00:00:23]

I just love bobby sherman and david cassidy[00:00:25]

Do you know david cassidy [00:00:28]

No i [00:00:29]

Have you ever run into any members of the tree dog night [00:00:30]

Joe shermy once i [00:00:32]

Oh they are my favorite band [00:00:34]

They're so professional I mean [00:00:36]

So creative [00:00:38]

How 'bout david crosby I mean [00:00:39]

He's so in you know i [00:00:42]

No I never [00:00:44]

He's he just knows [00:00:45]

I mean he almost cut his hair but he didn't[00:00:46]

No listen ah do you know how [00:00:48]

Do you know how to get to the chateau mormon from here [00:00:50]

Not exactly is it by the by the airport [00:00:54]

No no we don't we have a bus on this particular thing[00:00:56]

Oh [00:01:00]

Yeah[00:01:01]

Tell me one thing: do you like my new car [00:01:03]

Oh yeah it's a pavilion isn't it [00:01:07]

Oh not just a pavilion it's a pauley pavilion[00:01:09]

Oh [00:01:12]

Yeah it's real futuristic [00:01:13]

I like the little naked man turn signals[00:01:16]

So ah we gotta get up you know [00:01:18]

And ah go to the studio in the morning[00:01:24]

And then we groove court for about two weeks[00:01:26]

And then we ah we leave again[00:01:28]

Oh really [00:01:29]

Where do you play when you go from here [00:01:30]

Ah let me see needles [00:01:33]

Oh oh you guys are so professional[00:01:36]

No it's nothing [00:01:39]

I mean the way you get to travel to all those exotic towns[00:01:40]

You get to playin' and playin' in all these great sounding[00:01:42]

Halls[00:01:46]

Tell me somethin': do you really have a hitsingle in the[00:01:46]

Charts now [00:01:51]

Right now I mean with a bullet [00:01:52]

That's really important[00:01:55]

Listen baby would I lie to you[00:01:57]

Just to run my fingers through your pukes [00:02:00]

Don't talk to me that way [00:02:03]

I am not a groupie [00:02:06]

I never said that [00:02:07]

I'm not a groupie[00:02:08]

Neither are my friends here[00:02:09]

Jim and ian and aynsley and don and frank[00:02:10]

None of us are groupies[00:02:13]

Pleased to meet all you girls[00:02:14]

Hiya howie [00:02:16]

Tell 'em tell 'em we don't we aren't groupies[00:02:16]

Howard[00:02:19]

Yeah[00:02:20]

We only like musicians for friends[00:02:20]

That's right[00:02:24]

You you know you understand [00:02:25]

We still wanna hear your record[00:02:27]

You know we still like to come in your bus[00:02:29]

Listen now on the other side of the record [00:02:31]

Didn't you say that you got off bein' juked[00:02:35]

With a baby octopus and spewed upon with cream corn [00:02:37]

And that your hair-lipped queen-o-bassplayin' girlfriend[00:02:41]

With the cross ties and the tits on her shirt[00:02:47]

Had to have it with a hot seven-up bottle or you went up the[00:02:50]

Wall [00:02:53]

Oh howie [00:02:53]

What's the deal mama [00:02:54]

Howie all that's true howie[00:02:55]

And sometimes I even dig it with a jack-in-the-box ring job[00:02:57]

But howie we are not we are not groupies howie[00:03:01]

I told robert plant that[00:03:07]

I told elton john[00:03:08]

I told steve stills[00:03:10]

Yeah[00:03:12]

And he didn't even wanna ball me[00:03:13]

I can see that [00:03:15]

Listen the thing is baby I want some action you know[00:03:16]

I'm only here for a couple of weeks [00:03:20]

Recording at the record plant[00:03:21]

With that naked statue in the bathroom and stuff [00:03:22]

I'm horny as f**k [00:03:25]

Listen to me [00:03:26]

I want a steaming succulent juicy drippy ever-widening[00:03:27]

Kind of a smelly slimy many folded [00:03:32]

Sort of in-and-out contracting sphincter[00:03:35]

Kind of a hole with a with a with a [00:03:38]

Let's see there's gotta be a way I can put this discreetly[00:03:41]

Let's say we hop in the isle over those guys[00:03:44]

And the blewin' f**k baby [00:03:47]

Hey hey hey [00:03:49]

I'm in this band man [00:03:52]

I told you that many times[00:03:54]

No matter what goes on[00:03:56]

Listen it just so happens tonight[00:03:57]

I mean this is unbelievable[00:03:59]

Are you a virgo[00:04:03]

No [00:04:04]

I mean it just so happens tonight[00:04:05]

Me and my girlfriends well [00:04:07]

We came here lookin' for a guy from a group[00:04:09]

Ah [00:04:12]

But just not any guy from any group[00:04:13]

Yeah [00:04:15]

We're lookin' for a guy from a group with a dik[00:04:17]

Well I can show you [00:04:19]

But he's gotta have a dik which is a monster [00:04:22]

(wow )[00:04:25]

That's me [00:04:30]

You peeked [00:04:32]

That's me you little westward wench nipple-queen [00:04:34]

Take me I'm yours you hole [00:04:38]

Fulfil my wildest dreams [00:04:46]

Oh anything for you my most seductive pop star of a man [00:04:49]

Yeah [00:04:52]

Picture this if you can[00:04:52]

Okay I'll try [00:04:54]

Bead jobs[00:04:56]

Knotted nylons[00:04:57]

Bamboo canes[00:04:58]

Three unreleased recordings of crosby stills nash & young[00:05:00]

Fighting at the fillmore east [00:05:05]

Oh [00:05:06]

Two unreleased recordings of of the grateful dead [00:05:07]

Sitting in with mel torme[00:05:12]

Yeah [00:05:14]

No i [00:05:15]

Oh man oh i I just [00:05:16]

I can't stand it [00:05:20]

Do you understand me baby [00:05:23]

I mean I can't stand it [00:05:25]

I can't stand it [00:05:27]

I can't stand it [00:05:28]

[00:05:29]

I gotta see my baby [00:05:30]

I gotta [00:05:33]

I can't stand it[00:05:33]