《Whack Rappers》歌词

歌曲： Whack Rappers

所属专辑：Afroholic...The Even Better Times

歌手： Afroman

时长： 06:31

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This next song is dedicated to all whack rappers[00:00:00]

And all the whack people who like and buy their whack music[00:00:03]

I think you crazy if you like Jay-z[00:00:07]

Don't change clothes change the cd[00:00:10]

Murphy Lee what the hook gonna be[00:00:14]

Cause you do need a hook and another beat[00:00:16]

Jermaine Dupree you know you wrong[00:00:19]

F**ked up Chingy's song[00:00:22]

Afro-mother f**kin-M-A-N can't stand no mother f**kin Ying-Yang Twins[00:00:24]

I think Lil John and the Eastside Boys is an ignorant irritating bunch of noise[00:00:28]

If you don't give a d**n gon throw it out[00:00:33]

If you don't give a d**n gon throw it out[00:00:36]

To the window up against the wall[00:00:38]

Laugh when the motherf**ker falls[00:00:43]

These fools can't rap at all[00:00:45]

I never buy a tune[00:00:48]

From the Neptunes[00:00:49]

When they beat come on[00:00:50]

I hope it go off soon[00:00:51]

Fabolous whats Fabolous about[00:00:54]

I think he terrible music unbearable[00:00:55]

Rippin off Mase with that look on his face[00:00:58]

Oh man[00:01:00]

I rest my case[00:01:01]

Kelis wow I hate her so much right now[00:01:04]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard[00:01:07]

Who gave her a record deal oh my god[00:01:10]

Nas is in the video with Kelis[00:01:12]

Jay-z's in the video with Beyonce[00:01:15]

Both of these rappers are whack[00:01:17]

Yet people talk smack about 40 Delefante[00:01:19]

The music industry is usin the slang[00:01:22]

And trying to play it off like they doing their thing[00:01:24]

Cmon Cameron oh boy[00:01:27]

Oh boy[00:01:28]

Dipset[00:01:29]

Dipset[00:01:30]

Oh boy[00:01:31]

How can you be from a city so black[00:01:31]

And bust s**tty lyrics that's whick whick whack[00:01:34]

Get back on Kelis[00:01:36]

Oh yeah Kaelis this is what I want you to do[00:01:37]

Get on your knees face me[00:01:41]

I got a milkshake for you and its tasty[00:01:43]

Just like your album[00:01:47]

Puff Daddy enough already[00:01:51]

Now its P Diddy still sound s**tty[00:01:53]

How can your group be called Da Band[00:01:56]

No body plays an instrument man[00:01:58]

I don't play B2K[00:02:01]

RB singers B2Gay[00:02:03]

You know they broke up over money[00:02:05]

Oh yeah that's too bad I don't care[00:02:07]

I think its good no doubt[00:02:10]

They can stop putting all that bulls**t out[00:02:12]

Like what a girl want what a girl need[00:02:15]

A f**kin job and a brand new hair weave[00:02:18]

What a girl want what a girl need[00:02:20]

A f**kin job and a brand new hair weave[00:02:23]

A bump bump bump[00:02:24]

That is all I wanna do[00:02:26]

A bump bump bump[00:02:28]

That's my song that's what I wrote down on the peice of paper[00:02:31]

A bump bump bump[00:02:34]

Call up Puff Daddy ask him if he wants to do a verse with me[00:02:35]

Real pimps get down on the flow[00:02:39]

But I don't see a h*e in the video[00:02:41]

Why is David Banner runnin from the clan[00:02:44]

What happened to the b***hes man[00:02:46]

Cadillac on 22's why is David Banner takin off his shoes[00:02:49]

Its supposed to be about Cadillacs[00:02:54]

Not David Banner bringin dead people back[00:02:56]

Even though its all good[00:02:58]

It might get misunderstood[00:02:59]

D**n skippy mississippi is the hood[00:03:01]

Raps I'm writing up I can't lighten up[00:03:04]

Until these whack a*s rappers tightin up[00:03:06]

Missy Elliot she looks like Halle Berry that's scary[00:03:09]

Her cd ain't worth it[00:03:16]

Put you money in your pocket and reverse it[00:03:18]

Her cd ain't worth it[00:03:21]

Put you money in your pocket and reverse it[00:03:23]

Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bulls**t[00:03:25]

Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bulls**t[00:03:28]

Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bulls**t[00:03:30]

Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bulls**t[00:03:33]

Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bulls**t[00:03:35]

I can't stand her music going in my ear[00:03:39]

If you like Missy Elliot get the f**k out of here[00:03:45]

I can't stand her music going in my ear[00:03:50]

If you like Missy Elliot get the f**k out of here[00:03:55]

Most rappers are whack just like the people they attract[00:04:00]

Most rappers are whack just like the people they attract[00:04:08]

Most rappers are whack just like the people they attract[00:04:13]

Most rappers are whack just like the people they attract[00:04:18]

Hey man hey look Trina's on tv[00:04:22]

Oh yeah ooh she fine[00:04:24]

Hey homie Trinas on tv she cute[00:04:26]

Not when she rappin press mute[00:04:29]

And now we gonna play a single from the album weaveolution[00:04:31]

Even with her weave[00:04:36]

Even with a weave[00:04:38]

I can't stand Eve[00:04:39]

I can't stand Eve[00:04:40]

Even with her weave[00:04:42]

Even with a weave[00:04:43]

I can't stand Eve[00:04:44]

I cantstandEve[00:04:45]

Harmonize[00:04:46]

Even with her weave I can't stand Eve[00:04:47]

Even with her weave I can't stand Eve[00:04:52]

I can't stand Eve[00:04:57]

That's what I said[00:04:59]

She got a pin head[00:05:01]

Most peoples head is round[00:05:03]

Hers go up and down like a peanut[00:05:05]

She could be pretty[00:05:09]

If her attitude wasnt so s**tty[00:05:10]

Talkin bout you tryin to come through the back door[00:05:12]

She ain't got no back door[00:05:15]

What she talkin smack fo'[00:05:17]

Male bashin with Mary J[00:05:18]

Like queen latifa she must be gay[00:05:20]

In my radio you gets no play not today[00:05:23]

What the f**k happened to MTV[00:05:29]

Why these whack people get to make a cd[00:05:30]

I don't know man look at 50 Cent[00:05:38]

He don't move his mouth when he rap man[00:05:44]

He be rappin like Mike Tyson or somethin you know what I'm sayin[00:05:51]

He don't move his mouth[00:05:56]

Mumbling[00:05:58]

Open your mouth[00:05:59]

More mumbling[00:06:01]

I'll teach you how to stunt[00:06:02]

Teach me how to stunt[00:06:04]

They need to let me teach them how to roll a fat blunt[00:06:06]

Get high get drunk and take it easy[00:06:08]

And stop making songs so cheesy[00:06:11]

Now Manny Fresh is actually fresh[00:06:13]

And Juvenille I like his style[00:06:16]

But the worst rapper I ever heard man[00:06:18]

Is the whack a*s mother f**kin Birdman[00:06:21]

What about Silk the Shocker[00:06:23]

My name is Silk and I'll shock you[00:06:25]

I've jus been shocked by Silk the Shocker[00:06:28]