《Shattered Illusions》歌词

歌曲： Shattered Illusions

所属专辑：Matters of the Heart

歌手： Patti LuPone&Dillie Keane

时长： 03:13

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Marilyn [00:00:06]

I fell for a man at a party a hyperion [00:00:07]

His God like beauty easily met each criterion [00:00:10]

Six foot four and debonaire [00:00:15]

Emerald eyes and thick black hair [00:00:16]

But when we got closer was he perfect [00:00:19]

No sir [00:00:23]

His nice white teeth came out at night [00:00:26]

And socks down his jeans was what made 'em tight [00:00:28]

Oh my shattered illusions [00:00:31]

I got a shock when I saw him cleanse [00:00:36]

Each bright green contact lense [00:00:38]

Oh my poor confusion [00:00:41]

But the thing that cause the final rift [00:00:45]

Was when his toupee started to drift [00:00:47]

And his shoes had three inch lifts [00:00:50]

Oh my shattered illusions [00:00:52]

Adele [00:00:56]

Now as for me I lately met a city type [00:00:59]

He was nearly fifty seven but I couldn't gripe [00:01:01]

Rolled umbrella pin-striped suit [00:01:09]

And a shiny rolls to boot [00:01:11]

But when I got closer was he perfect [00:01:13]

No sir [00:01:18]

His great big hands were like wet spaghetti [00:01:21]

Lay on the couch and said call me Betty [00:01:24]

Oh my shattered illusions [00:01:27]

He went on and on for hours and hours [00:01:31]

About something called golden showers [00:01:34]

And showed me his contusions [00:01:36]

Wearing nipple clamps and bows in his pubic hair [00:01:41]

He handed me a whip and said beat me there [00:01:43]

Then asked if he could sniff my underwear [00:01:46]

Oh my shattered illusions [00:01:49]

Dillie [00:01:55]

Now me I really think I've met the perfect guy [00:01:56]

Can't find a single fault no matter how I try [00:02:02]

Though no Adonis he's the cream [00:02:08]

He's every mother's dream [00:02:11]

But will I let him get closer [00:02:12]

No sir [00:02:19]

He thinks I'm lovely but entre nous [00:02:23]

My lashes and nails are stuck on with glue [00:02:25]

Oh his shattered illusions [00:02:28]

With a little tuck here [00:02:32]

And a little tuck there [00:02:33]

And I wasn't born with this blonde hair [00:02:34]

Oh his poor delusions [00:02:37]

My original chin was much much bigger [00:02:41]

My nose job would simply make him snigger [00:02:44]

As to silicone I owe my shapely figure [00:02:46]

Oh those shattered illusions [00:02:51]

But I'll keep Mum because you see [00:02:52]

His bride is what I long to be [00:02:56]

But god help us if the children look like me [00:03:02]

Oh those shattered illusions[00:03:08]