所属专辑:Novelty Hits Now!
时长: 02:52
White and Nerdy - Super Hot Masters[00:00:00]
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They see me mowin[00:00:07]
他们看到我在修剪[00:00:09]
My front lawn[00:00:09]
屋前的草坪[00:00:11]
I know they're all thinking[00:00:11]
我知道他们都觉得[00:00:12]
I'm so white nerdy[00:00:12]
我是个白面书生[00:00:14]
Think i'm just too white nerdy[00:00:14]
觉得我是个白面书生[00:00:15]
Think i'm just too white nerdy[00:00:15]
觉得我是个白面书生[00:00:17]
Can't you see i'm white nerdy[00:00:17]
你不知道吗 我是个白面书生[00:00:19]
Look at me i'm white nerdy[00:00:19]
看我 我是个白面书生[00:00:21]
I wanna roll with[00:00:21]
我想和那些[00:00:23]
The gangsters[00:00:23]
匪徒们一起鬼混[00:00:24]
But so far they all think[00:00:24]
但是目前 他们都觉得[00:00:26]
I'm too white nerdy[00:00:26]
我是个白面书生[00:00:27]
Think i'm just too white nerdy[00:00:27]
觉得我是个白面书生[00:00:29]
Think i'm just too white nerdy[00:00:29]
觉得我是个白面书生[00:00:30]
I'm just too white nerdy[00:00:30]
我是个白面书生[00:00:32]
We really white nerdy[00:00:32]
我们都是白面书生[00:00:33]
First in my class here at m i t[00:00:33]
我在麻省理工的成绩排班级第一[00:00:35]
Got skills i'm a champion at dnd[00:00:35]
身怀绝技 我是Dungeons&Dragons游戏中的王者[00:00:36]
Mc escher that's my favorite mc[00:00:36]
M.C. Escher是我最喜欢的节目主持人[00:00:38]
Keep your 40 i'll just have an earl grey tea[00:00:38]
你喝你的酒吧 我还是来一杯伯爵红茶好了[00:00:40]
My rims never spin to the contrary[00:00:40]
我的车从来不开 相反[00:00:42]
You'll find that they're quite stationary[00:00:42]
你会发现 它们一直停在那 动也没动过[00:00:43]
All of my action figures are cherry[00:00:43]
我的手办都是全新未拆封的[00:00:45]
Stephen hawking's in my library[00:00:45]
史蒂芬·霍金的书我读了很多[00:00:47]
My myspace page is all totally pimped out[00:00:47]
我的Myspace主页内容五花八门[00:00:48]
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces[00:00:48]
大家挤破脑袋想成为我的主页前8位[00:00:50]
Yo i know pi out to a thousand places[00:00:50]
圆周率我能背出一千个数字[00:00:52]
Ain't got no grills but i still wear braces[00:00:52]
虽然我牙齿没有镶金 但我还是戴了牙套[00:00:54]
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise[00:00:54]
我点三明治一定要加蛋黄酱[00:00:55]
I'm a whiz at minesweeper i can play for days[00:00:55]
我玩Minesweeper游戏也很厉害 我可以连续玩好几天[00:00:57]
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed[00:00:57]
你要是看了我的神操作 肯定会惊叹[00:00:59]
My fingers movin so fast i'll set the place ablaze[00:00:59]
我的手指动作迅速 眼睛能准确无误地锁定扫雷地点[00:01:00]
There's no killer rap i haven't run[00:01:00]
现在也没什么厉害的说唱了 我不需要跑[00:01:02]
At pascal well i'm number 1[00:01:02]
在Pascal编程语言方面 我当属第一[00:01:03]
Do vector calculus just for fun[00:01:03]
学矢量微积分也只是因为好玩[00:01:05]
I ain't got a gat but i gotta soldering gun[00:01:05]
我没有手枪 不过我有电焊枪[00:01:07]
Happy days is my favorite theme song[00:01:07]
情景喜剧《Happy days》里的歌是我最喜欢的主题曲[00:01:08]
I can sure kick but in a game of ping pong[00:01:08]
运动方面 我可以在乒乓球桌上秒杀你[00:01:10]
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on[00:01:10]
各种问答题你随便出 没有我答不出来的[00:01:12]
I'm fluent in javascript as well as klingon[00:01:12]
我精通javascript以及克林贡语[00:01:14]
They see me roll on my segway[00:01:14]
他们看见我骑着赛格威平衡车到处跑[00:01:18]
I know in my heart they think i'm[00:01:18]
我知道 他们觉得我骨子里[00:01:20]
White nerdy[00:01:20]
就是一个白面书生[00:01:21]
Think i'm just too white nerdy[00:01:21]
觉得我是个白面书生[00:01:23]
Think i'm just too white nerdy[00:01:23]
觉得我是个白面书生[00:01:24]
Can't you see i'm white nerdy[00:01:24]
你不知道吗 我是个白面书生[00:01:26]
Look at me i'm white nerdy[00:01:26]
看我 我是个白面书生[00:01:28]
I'd like to roll with[00:01:28]
我想和那些[00:01:30]
The gangsters[00:01:30]
匪徒们一起厮混[00:01:31]
Although it's apparent i'm too[00:01:31]
尽管很明显 我是个[00:01:33]
White nerdy[00:01:33]
白面书生[00:01:34]
Think i'm just too white nerdy[00:01:34]
觉得我是个白面书生[00:01:36]
Think i'm just too white nerdy[00:01:36]
觉得我是个白面书生[00:01:38]
I'm just too white nerdy[00:01:38]
我是个白面书生[00:01:39]
How'd i get so white nerdy[00:01:39]
我怎么变得这么呆傻呢[00:01:41]
I've been browsing inspectin[00:01:41]
我一直在闲逛 视察[00:01:42]
X men comics you know i collect em[00:01:42]
我收藏了《X-Men》连环画[00:01:44]
The pens in my pocket i must protect em[00:01:44]
口袋里放着钢笔 我可得保护好它[00:01:45]
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me[00:01:45]
有了工效学键盘 我一点也不无聊[00:01:47]
Bored shopping online for deals on some writable media[00:01:47]
在网上买可复写光碟[00:01:49]
I edit wikipedia[00:01:49]
我编辑维基百科词条[00:01:51]
I memorized the holy grail really well[00:01:51]
搞笑电影《Monty Python and the Holy Grail》的情节我记得清清楚楚[00:01:52]
I can recite it right now have you rotflol[00:01:52]
我立马就能给你复述一遍 你会不会笑得在地上打滚[00:01:54]
I got a business doing websites[00:01:54]
我靠做网页设计赚钱[00:01:55]
When my friends need some code who do they call[00:01:55]
要是我的哪个朋友需要写代码 你猜他们会找谁帮忙[00:01:57]
I do html do for them all[00:01:57]
我给他们做网页设计[00:01:59]
Even make a homepage for my dog[00:01:59]
甚至给我的狗做了一个主页[00:02:01]
Yo i got myself a fanny pack[00:02:01]
我给自己买了个腰包[00:02:02]
They were having a sale down at the gap[00:02:02]
正好The Gap上面有促销活动[00:02:03]
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap[00:02:03]
一整晚都在捏那一卷气泡膜上的小气泡[00:02:05]
Pop pop hope no one sees me get freaky[00:02:05]
砰 砰 希望没有人看到我疯疯癫癫的样子[00:02:08]
I'm nerdy in the extreme[00:02:08]
我是个十足的书呆子[00:02:09]
And whiter than sour cream[00:02:09]
皮肤比酸奶油还白[00:02:11]
I was in av club and glee club[00:02:11]
我参加过影音俱乐部 合唱团[00:02:13]
And even the chess team[00:02:13]
甚至加入了象棋队[00:02:14]
Only question i ever thought was hard[00:02:14]
唯一困扰过我的问题就是[00:02:16]
Was do i like kirk or do i like picard[00:02:16]
我是更喜欢《星际迷航》里的Kirk还是Picard[00:02:18]
I spend every weekend at the renaissance faire[00:02:18]
每个周末我都去参加文艺复兴节[00:02:19]
I got my name on my underwear[00:02:19]
我把名字印在内裤上[00:02:21]
They see me strollin[00:02:21]
他们看见我走在路上[00:02:23]
They laughin[00:02:23]
他们大笑起来[00:02:25]
And rollin their eyes cause[00:02:25]
还对我翻白眼 因为[00:02:27]
I'm so white nerdy[00:02:27]
我是个白面书生[00:02:28]
Just because i'm white nerdy[00:02:28]
就因为我是个白面书生[00:02:30]
Just because i'm white nerdy[00:02:30]
就因为我是个白面书生[00:02:31]
All because i'm white nerdy[00:02:31]
只是因为我是个白面书生[00:02:33]
Holy cow i'm white nerdy[00:02:33]
不会吧 我是个白面书生[00:02:35]
I wanna bowl with[00:02:35]
我想和那些[00:02:37]
The gangsters[00:02:37]
匪徒们一起花天酒地[00:02:38]
But oh well it's obvious i'm[00:02:38]
但是很明显 我是个[00:02:40]
White nerdy[00:02:40]
白面书生[00:02:42]
Think i'm just too white nerdy[00:02:42]
觉得我是个白面书生[00:02:43]
Think i'm just too white nerdy[00:02:43]
觉得我是个白面书生[00:02:45]
I'm just too white nerdy[00:02:45]
我是个白面书生[00:02:46]
Look at me i'm white nerdy[00:02:46]
看我 我是个白面书生[00:02:51]