《Lobachevsky》歌词

歌曲： Lobachevsky

所属专辑：The Golden Age of Comedy

歌手： Tom Lehrer&Celeste Holm

时长： 03:11

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Lobachevsky - Tom Lehrer[00:00:00]

Who made me the genius I am today[00:00:05]

The mathematician that others all quote[00:00:08]

Who's the professor that made me that way[00:00:11]

The greatest that ever got chalk on his coat[00:00:13]

One man deserves the credit[00:00:17]

One man deserves the blame[00:00:18]

And nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name[00:00:20]

Hi[00:00:23]

Nicolai ivanovich lobach[00:00:23]

I am never forget the day[00:00:25]

I first meet the great lobachevsky[00:00:27]

In one word he told me secret of success in mathematics[00:00:30]

Plagiarize[00:00:34]

Plagiarize[00:00:37]

Let no one else's work evade your eyes[00:00:38]

Remember why the good lord made your eyes[00:00:41]

So don't shade your eyes[00:00:43]

But plagiarize plagiarize plagiarize[00:00:45]

Only be sure always to call it please research[00:00:47]

And ever since I meet this man[00:00:51]

My life is not the same[00:00:53]

And nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name[00:00:54]

Hi[00:00:57]

Nicolai ivanovich lobach[00:00:57]

I am never forget the day[00:01:00]

I am given first original paper to write[00:01:01]

It was on analytic and algebraic topology of[00:01:04]

Locally euclidean parameterization of infinitely differentiable[00:01:07]

Riemannian manifold[00:01:09]

Bozhe moi[00:01:11]

This I know from nothing[00:01:13]

But I'm going to do[00:01:16]

I think of great lobachevsky and get idea ahah[00:01:19]

I have a friend in minsk[00:01:23]

Who has a friend in pinsk[00:01:26]

Whose friend in omsk[00:01:28]

Has friend in tomsk[00:01:29]

With friend in akmolinsk[00:01:30]

His friend in alexandrovsk[00:01:32]

Has friend in petropavlovsk[00:01:33]

Whose friend somehow[00:01:35]

Is solving now[00:01:36]

The problem in dnepropetrovsk[00:01:36]

And when his work is done[00:01:39]

Ha ha begins the fun[00:01:41]

From dnepropetrovsk to petropavlovsk[00:01:42]

By way of iliysk and novorossiysk[00:01:44]

To alexandrovsk to akmolinsk[00:01:45]

To tomsk to omsk[00:01:47]

To pinsk to minsk[00:01:48]

To me the news will run[00:01:49]

Yes to me the news will run[00:01:51]

And then I write[00:01:54]

By morning night[00:01:57]

And afternoon[00:01:59]

And pretty soon[00:01:59]

My name in dnepropetrovsk is cursed[00:02:00]

When he finds out I publish first[00:02:03]

And who made me a big success[00:02:06]

And brought me wealth and fame[00:02:09]

Nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name[00:02:10]

Hi[00:02:13]

Nicolai ivanovich lobach[00:02:13]

I am never forget the day my first book is published[00:02:16]

Every chapter I stole from somewhere else[00:02:20]

Index I copy from old vladivostok telephone directory[00:02:24]

This book was sensational[00:02:29]

Pravda well pravda said[00:02:31]

Zhil bil korol kogda to pree nyom blokha zhila[00:02:33]

It stinks[00:02:35]

But izvestia izvestia said[00:02:36]

Ya idoo kuda sam czar idyot peshkom[00:02:38]

It stinks[00:02:41]

Metro goldwyn moskva buys movie rights for six million rubles[00:02:42]

Changing title to the eternal triangle[00:02:48]

With brigitte bardot playing part of hypotenuse[00:02:51]

And who deserves the credit[00:02:55]

And who deserves the blame[00:02:57]

Nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name[00:02:58]

Hi[00:03:04]