《Dare to Be Stupid》歌词

歌曲： Dare to Be Stupid

所属专辑：Permanent Record: Al In The Box

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 03:28

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Dare To Be Stupid - Weird Al Yankovic[00:00:01]

Put down your chainsaw and listen to me[00:00:25]

It's time for us to join in the fight[00:00:27]

It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys[00:00:30]

It's time to let the bedbugs bite[00:00:32]

You better put all your eggs in one basket[00:00:35]

You better count your chickens before they hatch[00:00:37]

You better sell some wine before it's/its time[00:00:39]

You better find yourself an itch to scratch[00:00:42]

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr Wimpole's not around[00:00:46]

Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan[00:00:51]

Talk with your mouth full[00:01:00]

Bite the hand that feeds you[00:01:02]

Bite on more than you chew[00:01:05]

What can you do[00:01:06]

Dare to be stupid[00:01:08]

Take some wooden nickles[00:01:11]

Look for Mr Goodbar[00:01:13]

Get your mojo working now[00:01:15]

I'll show you how[00:01:17]

You can dare to be stupid[00:01:19]

You can turn the other cheek[00:01:21]

You can just give up the ship[00:01:22]

You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip[00:01:26]

Dare to be stupid[00:01:30]

Come on and dare to be stupid[00:01:32]

It's so easy to do[00:01:34]

Dare to be stupid[00:01:37]

We're all waiting for you[00:01:50]

Let's go[00:01:52]

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill[00:01:52]

So can I have a volunteer[00:01:55]

There's no more time for crying over spilled milk[00:01:57]

Now it's time for crying in your beer[00:01:59]

Settle down raise a family join the PTA[00:02:02]

Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevyrolet[00:02:03]

And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away[00:02:05]

It's OK you can dare to be stupid[00:02:08]

It's like spitting on a fish[00:02:10]

It's like barking up a tree[00:02:12]

It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free[00:02:17]

Dare to be stupid (yes)[00:02:21]

Why don't you dare to be stupid[00:02:23]

It's so easy to do[00:02:25]

Dare to be stupid[00:02:26]

We're all waiting for you[00:02:27]

Dare to be stupid[00:02:29]

Burn your candle at both ends[00:02:30]

Look a gift horse in the mouth[00:02:32]

Mashed potatoes can be your friends[00:02:36]

You can be a coffee achiever[00:02:50]

You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver[00:02:52]

The future's up to you[00:02:55]

So what you gonna do[00:03:00]

Dare to be stupid[00:03:01]

Dare to be stupid[00:03:02]

What did I say[00:03:03]

Dare to be stupid[00:03:04]

Tell me what did I say[00:03:05]

Dare to be stupid[00:03:06]

It's alright[00:03:07]

Dare to be stupid[00:03:07]

We can be stupid all night[00:03:07]

Dare to be stupid[00:03:08]

Come on join the crowd[00:03:09]

Dare to be stupid[00:03:10]

Shout it out loud[00:03:10]

Dare to be stupid[00:03:10]

I can't hear you[00:03:14]

Dare to be stupid[00:03:15]

OK I can hear you now[00:03:15]

Dare to be stupid[00:03:17]

Let's go Dare to be stupid[00:03:17]

Dare to be stupid[00:03:18]

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