所属专辑:An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer
歌手: Tom Lehrer
时长: 02:51
One very familiar type of song[00:00:00]
Is the christmas carol [00:00:02]
Although it is perhaps a bit out[00:00:03]
Of season at this time However [00:00:04]
I'm informed by my "Disk jockey"[00:00:06]
Friends of whom I have none [00:00:08]
In order to get a song[00:00:11]
Popular by christmas time [00:00:12]
You have to start plugging it well in advance [00:00:13]
So here goes [00:00:16]
It has always seemed to me after all [00:00:17]
That christmas with it's spirit of giving o[00:00:19]
Us all a wonderful opportunity[00:00:22]
Each year to reflect on[00:00:23]
What we all most sincerely and deeply believe in [00:00:25]
I refer of course to money [00:00:27]
And yet none of the christmas carols[00:00:30]
That you hear on the radio or in the street [00:00:34]
Even attempt to capture the true[00:00:36]
Spirit of christmas as we celebrate it in the unit[00:00:38]
Ates That is to say the commercial spirit [00:00:43]
So I should like to offer[00:00:48]
The following christmas carol for next year [00:00:49]
As being perhaps a bit more appropriate [00:00:51]
Christmas time is here by golly [00:00:59]
Disapproval would be folly [00:01:01]
Deck the halls with hunks of holly [00:01:03]
Fill the cup and don't say "When "[00:01:05]
Kill the turkeys ducks and chickens [00:01:08]
Mix the punch drag out the dickens [00:01:10]
Even though the prospect sickens [00:01:13]
Brother here we go again [00:01:15]
On christmas day you can't get sore [00:01:19]
Your fellow man you must adore [00:01:21]
There's time to rob him all the more[00:01:23]
The other three hundred and sixty four [00:01:26]
Relations sparing no expense'll[00:01:30]
Send some useless old utensil [00:01:32]
Or a matching pen and pencil [00:01:35]
"Just the thing I need How nice "[00:01:37]
It doesn't matter how sincere it[00:01:40]
Is nor how heartfelt the spirit [00:01:42]
Sentiment will not endear it [00:01:45]
What's important is the price [00:01:47]
Hark the herald tribune sings [00:01:51]
Advertising wondrous things [00:01:55]
God rest ye merry merchants [00:01:59]
May you make the yuletide pay [00:02:01]
Angels we have heard on high[00:02:07]
Tell us to go out and buy [00:02:11]
So let the raucous sleigh bells jingle [00:02:15]
Hail our dear old friend kris kringle [00:02:20]
Driving his reindeer across the sky [00:02:22]
Don't stand underneath when they fly by [00:02:26]
A Christmas Carol - Tom Lehrer[00:02:32]