所属专辑:Nut Sack (Explicit)
时长: 02:20
That's Just My Luck - Rodney Carrington[00:00:00]
I woke up this morning and i sliped down in the shower[00:00:05]
Bumped my head on the faucit[00:00:10]
And it bled for a whole damn hour[00:00:12]
I didn't have time for breakfast[00:00:15]
So i walked right to the door[00:00:16]
I walked outside and realized[00:00:20]
That my ride wasn't there no more[00:00:22]
That's just my luck[00:00:25]
Somebody stole my truck[00:00:28]
Just leaving me stuck[00:00:30]
What an insensitive shmuck[00:00:33]
My stomach is rumbling and my head's in pain[00:00:35]
I'm standing outside in the pouring rain[00:00:38]
I can't get to work that's just my luck[00:00:40]
Well i walked in to the telephone to give my boss a call[00:00:45]
I told him i'd be late for work he said[00:00:50]
Don't bother coming at all[00:00:53]
I tried to tell him that my truck was gone[00:00:55]
But he said that he didn't care[00:00:57]
Then he slammed down the telephone now[00:01:00]
I'm deaf in my right ear[00:01:02]
That just my luck[00:01:05]
Now my ear don't work[00:01:08]
It realy hurts[00:01:10]
My ex boss is a jerk[00:01:13]
I ain't got much cash the rent is due[00:01:16]
Somethin's sticking to my left shoe[00:01:18]
I just stepped in what that's just my luck[00:01:21]
Well i walked down to the local bar[00:01:26]
With the few dollars that i had[00:01:28]
I asked a pretty lady if she would dance[00:01:31]
And her boyfriend he got mad[00:01:33]
I pulled out an old hickory stick he pulled out a gun[00:01:36]
I looked around the four corners of the bar[00:01:40]
But there wasn't any place to run[00:01:43]
That's just my luck[00:01:46]
Cause i got wood and he's got lead[00:01:48]
And he's really red[00:01:51]
I think i'm dead[00:01:54]
Tomorrow on my tombstone they will write[00:01:56]
He took a baseball bat to a shotgun fight[00:01:59]
There ain't nuthing wrong with that it was just his luck[00:02:01]
Naw there ain't nuthing wrong with that it was just his luck[00:02:06]