《Joseph Smith American Moses》歌词

歌曲： Joseph Smith American Moses

所属专辑：The Book of Mormon (Original Broadway Cast Recording)

歌手： 电影原声

时长： 06:12

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Joseph Smith American Moses - Various Artists (欧美群星)[00:00:00]

And now we wish to honor you with the story of joseph smith[00:00:00]

The american moses[00:00:07]

Oh this is very good praise christ[00:00:09]

Mormon[00:00:14]

I am going to take you back in time[00:00:17]

Mormon[00:00:20]

To the united states 1823[00:00:21]

Mormon[00:00:23]

A small and poor village called oopstate New York[00:00:24]

Oop state[00:00:27]

There was disease and famine[00:00:27]

So sick[00:00:30]

But also in this village lived a simple farmer who would change everything[00:00:31]

His name was Joseph Smith[00:00:36]

Ya ya ya ya ya ya[00:00:41]

Ya ya ya[00:00:43]

Ha oom[00:00:44]

Joseph Smith[00:00:45]

American Moses[00:00:46]

Praise be to Joseph[00:00:48]

American prophet man[00:00:50]

Ay my name is Joseph Smith[00:00:51]

I'm going to f**k this baby[00:00:54]

What[00:00:56]

Ha oom[00:00:57]

No no Joseph[00:00:58]

Don't f**k da baby[00:00:59]

Joseph Smith[00:01:01]

Don't f**k da baby[00:01:03]

Suddenly the clouds parted[00:01:05]

And Joseph Smith was visited by god[00:01:07]

Ha oom[00:01:10]

Joseph Smith[00:01:11]

Do not f**k a baby[00:01:12]

I'll get rid of your aids[00:01:14]

If you f**k dis frog[00:01:16]

Joseph Smith f**ked the frog god gave and his aids went away[00:01:23]

Then a great wizard named Moroni appeared from the starship Enterprise[00:01:28]

Joseph Smith[00:01:33]

Your village is sh*t[00:01:35]

You shall lead your villagers to a new village[00:01:37]

Take these f**king golden plates[00:01:40]

Oh way[00:01:42]

And on the plates were written the directions to a new land[00:01:44]

Salt ta laaaay siti[00:01:49]

Salt ta laaaay siti[00:01:51]

Joseph tried to convince all the villagers to follow him and his golden plates[00:01:55]

Liberation Equality[00:02:00]

No more slavery for oopstate Mormon people[00:02:02]

I got the golden plates[00:02:07]

Gold plates[00:02:08]

I'm gonna lead the people[00:02:09]

We head west[00:02:10]

We gotta stick togeddah[00:02:12]

Mormons[00:02:13]

We gotta help each uddah[00:02:14]

We're Mormons[00:02:16]

And so we climb the mountain[00:02:16]

We head west[00:02:18]

And we cross the river[00:02:19]

We head west[00:02:20]

And we fight the oppression[00:02:21]

Mormons[00:02:23]

By being nice to ev'ryone[00:02:24]

We're Mormons[00:02:25]

Not so fast Mormons[00:02:27]

You shall not pass my mountain[00:02:28]

Down from the mountain look who comes[00:02:31]

The American warlord Brigham young[00:02:32]

Yes I am Brigham Young[00:02:34]

I cut off my daughter's clitoris[00:02:38]

That made god angry so he turned my nose into a clit for punishment[00:02:40]

Brigham Young[00:02:45]

His nose was a clitoris[00:02:47]

What will you do Joseph[00:02:49]

Will you fight the clitoris man[00:02:50]

Not fight him help him[00:02:52]

Joseph Smith took his magical f**k frog and rubbed it[00:02:57]

Upon Brigham Young's clit face[00:03:00]

And behold Brigham was cured[00:03:02]

Joseph Smith magical aids frog[00:03:07]

Brigham Young frog on his clit face[00:03:11]

Brigham Young was so grateful[00:03:15]

He decided to join the Mormons on their journey[00:03:18]

Compassion[00:03:22]

Courtesy[00:03:23]

Let's be really f**king polite to everyone[00:03:24]

I got the golden plates[00:03:28]

Gold plates[00:03:29]

I'm gonna lead the people[00:03:30]

We head west[00:03:32]

We gotta stick togeddah[00:03:33]

Mormons[00:03:34]

Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad[00:03:36]

Ohhhh[00:03:41]

After traveling for so long[00:03:42]

The Mormons ran out of fresh water[00:03:45]

And became sick with dysentery[00:03:47]

Mormon go to da watah[00:03:52]

Watah go to da cup[00:03:53]

Cup go to da stomach[00:03:55]

Sh*t come out da butt[00:03:57]

Sh*t go in da watah[00:03:59]

Watah go in da cup[00:04:00]

Sh*t go down da stomach[00:04:02]

Sh*t come out da butt[00:04:03]

Oh f**k[00:04:04]

Oh no[00:04:07]

The prophet Joseph Smith is now getting sick[00:04:08]

Sh*t go in da watah[00:04:12]

Watah go in da cup[00:04:13]

Cup go to da thirsty[00:04:14]

Sh*t go to da stomach[00:04:16]

Blood come out da butt[00:04:17]

Blood go to da watah[00:04:18]

Watah go in da cup[00:04:20]

Cup go to da throat[00:04:21]

Sh*t blood in da stomach[00:04:22]

Sh*t blood in da mouth[00:04:24]

Sh*t blood on da insides[00:04:25]

Watah come out da butt[00:04:26]

Brigham Young[00:04:28]

You must take the golden plates and lead the Mormons to the Promised Land[00:04:29]

Desperation Mortality Loss of Faith[00:04:38]

Ahhhh[00:04:42]

Got the golden plates[00:04:45]

Gold plates[00:04:47]

Gonna lead the people[00:04:48]

We head west[00:04:49]

Even thought their prophet had died[00:04:50]

The Mormons stuck together and helped each other[00:04:52]

And were really nice to everyone they came across[00:04:56]

And then one day[00:04:59]

The Mormons finally found Sal Tlay Ka Siti[00:05:01]

Sal Tlay Ka Siti[00:05:06]

And there the Mormons danced with Ewoks[00:05:09]

And were greeted by Jesus[00:05:13]

Welcome Mormons[00:05:16]

Now let's all have as many babies as we can[00:05:18]

To make big mormon families[00:05:21]

F*k your woman[00:05:29]

F*k your man[00:05:30]

It is all part of god's plan[00:05:31]

Mormons f**k all that they can[00:05:33]

Here in Salt Lake City land[00:05:35]

Thank you thank you god[00:05:38]

Now we are f**king[00:05:42]

Thank you thank you god[00:05:43]

God wants us f**king[00:05:46]

Thank you thank you god[00:05:47]

Get back to f**king[00:05:51]

Thank you thank you god[00:05:52]

Joseph Smith f**k frog[00:05:56]

Brigham Young clit face[00:05:58]

Sh*t come out de butt[00:05:59]

Jesus says f**k f**k[00:06:01]

Mormons[00:06:03]