所属专辑:Avenue Q (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
时长: 03:05
Schadenfreude - Natalie Venetia Belcon/Rick Lyon[00:00:00]
Right now you are down and out[00:00:04]
And feeling really crappy[00:00:07]
I'll say[00:00:10]
And when I see how sad you are[00:00:11]
It sorta makes me happy[00:00:14]
Happy[00:00:18]
Sorry[00:00:20]
Nikki[00:00:20]
Human nature[00:00:21]
Nothing I can do[00:00:23]
It's schadenfreude[00:00:26]
Making me feel glad that[00:00:29]
I'm not you[00:00:31]
What's not very nice[00:00:33]
Gary[00:00:35]
I didn't say it was nice[00:00:35]
But everybody does it[00:00:37]
Dya ever clap when a waitress falls[00:00:39]
And drops a tray of glasses[00:00:42]
Yea[00:00:45]
And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters[00:00:45]
Falling on their asses[00:00:48]
Sure[00:00:51]
Don't you feel all warm and cozy[00:00:51]
Watching people out in the rain[00:00:55]
You bet[00:00:57]
That's[00:00:57]
Schadenfreude[00:00:58]
People taking pleasure in your pain[00:01:01]
Oh[00:01:05]
Schadenfreude huh[00:01:06]
What's that[00:01:07]
Some kind of[00:01:08]
Nazi word[00:01:08]
Yup[00:01:09]
It's German for happiness[00:01:10]
At the misfortune of others[00:01:11]
Happiness at the misfortune of others[00:01:13]
That is German[00:01:15]
Watching a vegetarian[00:01:17]
Being told she just ate chicken hahaha[00:01:20]
Or watching a frat boy[00:01:23]
Realize just what he put his d*ck in[00:01:25]
Being on an elevator when somebody[00:01:30]
Shouts[00:01:33]
Hold the door[00:01:34]
Oh yea[00:01:35]
No[00:01:35]
Schadenfreude[00:01:36]
F**k you lady[00:01:39]
That's what stairs are for hahahaha[00:01:41]
Ooh how about[00:01:44]
Straight A student's getting B's[00:01:46]
Exes getting STDs[00:01:47]
Waking doormen from their naps[00:01:49]
Watching tourists reading maps[00:01:50]
Football players getting tackled[00:01:52]
CEOs getting shackled[00:01:54]
Watching actors never reach[00:01:55]
The ending of their Oscar speech[00:01:57]
Schadenfreude ha ha[00:01:59]
Schadenfreude yeah[00:02:02]
Schadenfreude ho[00:02:05]
Schadenfreude[00:02:09]
The world needs people like you and me[00:02:11]
Who've been knocked around by fate[00:02:14]
'Cause when people see us[00:02:18]
They don't want to be us[00:02:19]
And that makes them feel great[00:02:21]
Sure[00:02:24]
We provide a vital service to society[00:02:24]
You and me[00:02:30]
Schadenfreude[00:02:31]
Making the world a better place[00:02:34]
Making the world a better place[00:02:37]
Making the world a better place to be[00:02:41]
S C H A D E N F R E U D E[00:02:49]
Ha ha ha ha[00:02:52]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha[00:02:53]