《I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas》歌词

歌曲： I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas

所属专辑：The 2012 Christmas Collection (Beautiful Classic Songs Remastered)

歌手： Yogi Yorgesson

时长： 03:12

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I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas - Yogi Yorgesson[00:00:00]

Written By：Stewart[00:00:02]

Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas[00:00:05]

On that yolly holiday[00:00:08]

I'll go in the red like a knucklehead[00:00:11]

Cuz I'll squander all my pay[00:00:14]

Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas[00:00:17]

Shopping sure drives me berserk[00:00:20]

On the day before I rush in a store[00:00:23]

Like a pure bewildered yerk[00:00:26]

I look at nightgowns for my wife[00:00:29]

Those black ones trimmed in red[00:00:32]

But I won't know her size and so[00:00:35]

She'll get a carpet sweeper instead[00:00:38]

Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas[00:00:41]

When each kid hangs up his sock[00:00:44]

It's a time for kids to flip their lids[00:00:47]

While their papa goes in hock[00:00:50]

On the night before Christmas[00:01:01]

It's still in the house[00:01:04]

My family is sleeping[00:01:06]

So I'm quiet like a mouse[00:01:07]

I look at my watch and midnight is near[00:01:09]

I think I'll sneak off for a cold glass of beer[00:01:13]

Down at the corner the crowd is so merry[00:01:17]

I end up by drinking about 12 Tom and Yerry[00:01:20]

I get to bed late and gee whiz how I'm sleeping[00:01:24]

When on to my bed those darn kids they come leaping[00:01:29]

They sit on my face and they yump on my belly[00:01:32]

And I'm quivering all over like a bowl full of yelly[00:01:35]

They scream Merry Christmas and my poor wife and me[00:01:39]

We stumble downstairs and she lights up the tree[00:01:43]

My head is exploding my mouth tastes like a pickle[00:01:48]

I step on a skate and fall on a tricycle[00:01:53]

Yust before Christmas dinner I relax to a point[00:01:57]

Then relatives start swarming all over the yoint[00:02:01]

On Christmas I hug and I kiss my wife's mother[00:02:05]

The rest of the year we don't speak to each other[00:02:09]

After dinner my aunt and my wife's Uncle Louie[00:02:14]

Get into an argument they're both awful screwy[00:02:17]

Then all my wife's family say Louie is right[00:02:20]

And my goofy relations they yoin in the fight[00:02:24]

Back in the corner the radio is playing[00:02:27]

And over the racket Gabriel Heater is saying[00:02:30]

Peace on earth everybody and good will toward men[00:02:33]

And yust at that moment someone slugs Uncle Ben[00:02:39]

They all run outside whooping so the neighbors will hear[00:02:43]

Oh I'm so glad Merry Christmas comes yust once a year[00:02:47]

Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas[00:02:53]

But I still have lots of fun[00:02:56]

Yust the same as you I enyoy it too[00:02:59]

Merry Christmas everyone[00:03:02]