《Foil》歌词

歌曲： Foil

所属专辑：Mandatory Fun

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 02:23

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Foil - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)[00:00:00]

腾讯享有翻译作品的著作权[00:00:00]

I never seem to finish all my food[00:00:00]

似乎我总是吃不完已点的食物[00:00:05]

I always get a doggie bag from the waiter[00:00:05]

我常常跟服务员拿打包袋[00:00:11]

So I just keep what's still unchewed[00:00:11]

所以我就能保存那些还没吃完的美食[00:00:16]

And I take it home save it for later[00:00:16]

我会拿回家 放一段时间[00:00:22]

But then I deal with fungal rot bacterial formation[00:00:22]

但对于那些所谓的细菌 真菌滋生[00:00:26]

Microbes enzymes mould and oxidation[00:00:26]

食物发霉 腐败还有氧化等各种常见问题[00:00:28]

I don't care I've got a secret trick up my sleeve[00:00:28]

哥从不担心 因为我有秘密法宝[00:00:33]

I never bother with baggies glass jars tupperware containers[00:00:33]

不需要劳烦大包 广口瓶还有塔珀塑料盒[00:00:37]

Plastic cling wrap really a no-brainer[00:00:37]

塑料保鲜膜 就能轻松帮我搞定[00:00:40]

I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight[00:00:40]

密封保存我所有的美味佳肴[00:00:44]

With aluminum foil[00:00:44]

靠的就是这超厉害的锡纸[00:00:48]

Never settle for less[00:00:48]

没有最好 只有更好[00:00:51]

That kind of wrap is just the best[00:00:51]

这种包装纸可是极好的[00:00:53]

To keep your sandwich nice and fresh[00:00:53]

能让你的三明治依然鲜嫩多汁[00:00:56]

Stick it in your cooler[00:00:56]

即便冷藏也是妥妥儿的[00:00:59]

Eat it when you're ready[00:00:59]

吃的时候你可要hold住哦[00:01:01]

But maybe you'll choose[00:01:01]

或许你会选择[00:01:06]

A refreshing herbal tea[00:01:06]

来一杯清香的花茶[00:01:11]

Mmm lovely [00:01:11]

恩啊 真是人间美味[00:01:13]

Oh by the way I've cracked the code[00:01:13]

顺便说一下 我探出了些端倪[00:01:18]

I've figured out these shadow organizations[00:01:18]

我发现某些黑暗组织正秘密活动呢[00:01:24]

And the Illuminati know[00:01:24]

光照派应该知道[00:01:29]

That they're finally primed for world domination[00:01:29]

他们终于准备一统世界[00:01:35]

And soon you've got black helicopters comin' cross the border[00:01:35]

很快你会看到一架黑色直升机落越过边境[00:01:39]

Puppet masters for the New World Order[00:01:39]

瞧吧傀儡领导人来维持世界新秩序[00:01:41]

Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you[00:01:41]

要小心 你正被人监视着呢[00:01:46]

And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing[00:01:46]

政府还是不承认他们登月造假[00:01:50]

Thought control rays psychotronic scanning[00:01:50]

还以为电子监控和扫描大脑就能搞定民众[00:01:52]

Don't mind that I'm protected cause I made this hat[00:01:52]

莫慌 哥自有应对之策 [00:01:57]

From aluminum foil[00:01:57]

因为我用锡纸做了顶帽子[00:02:01]

Wear a hat that's foil lined[00:02:01]

头戴这顶锡纸帽[00:02:03]

In case an alien's inclined[00:02:03]

以防外星人入侵[00:02:06]

To probe your butt or read your mind[00:02:06]

探探你的屁屁或是读懂你的心思[00:02:09]

Looks a bit peculiar[00:02:09]

看起来是有点不可思议[00:02:12]

Seems a little crazy[00:02:12]

听起来也有点不靠谱儿[00:02:14]

But someday I'll prove[00:02:14]

但总有一天我会证明的[00:02:19]

There's a big conspiracy[00:02:19]

这世界有个惊天大阴谋[00:02:24]