所属专辑:The Art of Emceeing, Vol. 2
时长: 03:57
Mother Molesters - Apathy/Chris Lowe[00:00:00]
Yeah Chelsea Clinton Where you at b**ch [00:00:00]
Yeeeaaahhhh you monkey motherf**kers [00:00:03]
This is Celph Titled the motherf**kin'[00:00:07]
Trife-A-Saurus Rex [00:00:09]
And I've got my motherf**kin ni**a Majik Most [00:00:11]
About to molest every female b**ch[00:00:14]
In your f**kin family [00:00:16]
You want more info [00:00:17]
Dial 1-900-Get-F**ked-Up [00:00:19]
For twenty-five stitches a minute [00:00:21]
I don't give a f**k if you're handicapped [00:00:23]
You talk that sh*t I'll bust a handy cap in that a** [00:00:25]
Yo Majik bust them in the head[00:00:28]
And leave 'em retarded [00:00:30]
Bring that sh*t ni**a [00:00:31]
Yeah yeah yo[00:00:32]
Majik Most is here now stop tryin' to rhyme[00:00:34]
Even your mom says you just wastin' your time[00:00:36]
I'll catch you in line as you apply for Medicaid[00:00:39]
And beat you in the skull with a prosthetic leg[00:00:41]
Majik's got it made all[00:00:44]
In-between your girls thighs[00:00:45]
Any tough guys get smashed and pulverized[00:00:46]
I'm off the hook like fish alibi's[00:00:49]
Why diss [00:00:50]
It's high risk try this [00:00:51]
Die quick in your whip[00:00:53]
With a windshield wiper through your iris[00:00:54]
You not feelin' this [00:00:57]
I'll crush your grandmothers hip[00:00:57]
Then strip the emergency bracelet off her wrist[00:00:59]
I love to shoot the gift[00:01:02]
Man I rock a Santa suit when inside a vocal booth[00:01:03]
I'll blast you through the roof[00:01:05]
Just to show and prove[00:01:07]
Oh you still want beef (ah ha ha)[00:01:08]
I'll bust your chops[00:01:09]
F**k you up like a Cyclops[00:01:10]
In a w**d spot with no eye drops[00:01:12]
Motherf**kers[00:01:14]
Hip hop is back (yeah yeah)[00:01:15]
But you're a faggot in drag[00:01:17]
Rockin' a dress[00:01:18]
That used to be your dads[00:01:19]
I'll choke you with your do-rag[00:01:21]
Slam you on a concrete slab[00:01:22]
Oh you mad [00:01:24]
Cause Majik Most is so d**e I whack kids[00:01:24]
Hijack the city bus with my man Dutch Massive[00:01:27]
Hit the strip club[00:01:30]
Celph and Ap got free passes[00:01:30]
Every verse I write considered classic[00:01:32]
A suplex Superman like a girl in a skirt[00:01:35]
Bury you in the dirt[00:01:37]
Rappers get placed in a world of hurt[00:01:38]
You tryin' to mack a dame[00:01:40]
But your game doesn't work[00:01:41]
You should feel lame and ashamed[00:01:42]
When you go home and jerk[00:01:44]
Cause I be havin' big titty b**ches buying my shirt[00:01:45]
While you lurkin' in the bushes[00:01:47]
With a perverted smirk[00:01:49]
So jealous of the way I be ridin' the track[00:01:50]
You put your walkman on my rap[00:01:52]
And fantasize that you're Ap[00:01:54]
But I'll be shittin' on you nerd[00:01:55]
Motherf**kers for fun[00:01:56]
Till I make you mad enough[00:01:57]
To come to school with a gun[00:01:59]
Beat you up until you cry[00:02:00]
And take your money for lunch[00:02:01]
They'll be mopping up your face[00:02:03]
By the twentieth punch[00:02:04]
You faggots get ghost[00:02:05]
Puttin' holes in the fabric of clothes[00:02:06]
My automatic blows metal[00:02:08]
Through the back of your domes[00:02:09]
I'm mackin' your hoes[00:02:10]
Rapid flows that'll roast opponents[00:02:11]
Who play me close or battle with Majik Most[00:02:13]
Stop a second and drop your weapon b**ch[00:02:15]
(b**ch )[00:02:17]
I meant to kill you back[00:02:17]
When the doctor stepped in[00:02:18]
And said your mom was pregnant[00:02:19]
Stomp the section of her stomach[00:02:21]
Where a baby doll sleeps[00:02:22]
Roast beef with both feet[00:02:23]
Wearing weighted golf cleats[00:02:24]
Leave behind a blood trail[00:02:26]
And a bottle of Seagram's Gin[00:02:27]
Covered in my bloody finger print[00:02:28]
And blame my evil twin[00:02:30]
But since I didn't see you there[00:02:31]
I'll burn your studio[00:02:32]
I'll fill you with warm slugs[00:02:34]
Like you turned marsupial[00:02:35]
I'm like a savage bushman[00:02:36]
Chargin' through the outback[00:02:37]
I'll kick you in your asses cushion[00:02:38]
Whether with or without rap[00:02:40]
Whether with or without Ap [00:02:41]
Celph or Majik Most[00:02:42]
I'll smash your nose[00:02:43]
And drag your ghost[00:02:44]
Right out from your fractured bones[00:02:45]
I'll have your folks singin' church songs [00:02:46]
Dressed in black[00:02:48]
Your former fans only question asked is[00:02:49]
"Where has that herb gone "[00:02:50]
I'll stab you[00:02:51]
Carve you with a sharp knife and tag you[00:02:52]
With bad news[00:02:54]
So you know my name and what have you[00:02:54]
A lot of rappers gonna die this year[00:02:56]
And that's the truth[00:02:58]
And I'll probably end up responsible for a few[00:02:59]
Communication ain't a problem[00:03:01]
My guns speak all languages[00:03:03]
Gimme what I want[00:03:04]
Or be a dumb ni**a brainless [00:03:05]
I'm the complete opposite with drug fiend chicks[00:03:07]
I know straight-edge b**ches[00:03:09]
That'll smoke crack to suck my dick[00:03:10]
Floss through the hood[00:03:12]
And stack chips by the cases[00:03:13]
I've got more whips[00:03:14]
Than a slave-master dominatrix[00:03:15]
I won't even do a cameo[00:03:17]
I get paid for my ad-libs[00:03:18]
Visit your girl and f**k her[00:03:19]
From her baby-back ribs[00:03:21]
You might as well go snow skiing or somethin'[00:03:22]
It's your only chance to rock ice without frontin'[00:03:24]
Throw a monkey wrench in your program[00:03:27]
Make you go ape sh*t[00:03:29]
Attach your head to a launching space ship[00:03:30]
Give you a face lift[00:03:31]
It's basic[00:03:32]
Bury your corpse under the basement[00:03:33]
I'm ill enough to start a drug war[00:03:34]
With the Jamaicans[00:03:36]
Don't make me have to pop your collar bone[00:03:38]
Put the silence on the chrome[00:03:40]
And let my Rottweilers roam[00:03:41]
Thirsty for blood[00:03:42]
Ready to shatter your brain[00:03:43]
I talk a lot of sh*t on records[00:03:44]
But I can back up my claims[00:03:46]
Motherf**ker[00:03:47]