《No Joke(Acapella|Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： No Joke(Acapella|Explicit)

所属专辑：No Joke / Science of the Bumrush (Demigodz Classic Singles)

歌手： Apathy&Celph Titled

时长： 03:36

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No Joke (Acapella) - Apathy[00:00:00]

Yo I got a problem with the mic [00:00:00]

So I solve it like a man[00:00:02]

Grab it by the neck and rock it as hard as I can[00:00:03]

From Nike's on my feet to the mic that I freak[00:00:05]

MC's will agree that I'm precise on the beef[00:00:08]

F**k fronting shut down pacs like game over[00:00:11]

Consistently light sh*t up like chain-smokers[00:00:13]

Flex and I melt down flesh like flamethrowers[00:00:16]

Fresh is the dooky gold chain Kane showed us[00:00:18]

Funny how your honey or your dame came over[00:00:21]

When you were out last night couldn't remain sober[00:00:23]

You woke up in the morning with a bad hangover[00:00:25]

I woke up and bang a coocha til the day was over[00:00:28]

It's like that [00:00:31]

Like what [00:00:32]

Like this[00:00:32]

Motherf**kers try to dis get put on the hit list[00:00:33]

Punch punks like I'm pugilist yo catch the fist[00:00:36]

When I be taking out MC's like dogs that need to piss[00:00:38]

Easily I approach the microphone[00:00:41]

Because I ain't no joke joke[00:00:43]

Easily I approach the microphone[00:00:46]

Because I ain't no joke joke[00:00:49]

Easily I approach the microphone[00:00:51]

Because I ain't no joke joke[00:00:54]

Easily I approach the microphone[00:00:56]

Because I ain't no joke joke[00:00:59]

On a scale of one to ten approximately I'm a thousand[00:01:01]

Stomp thru your neighborhood city or project housing[00:01:03]

I am something that you never seen before[00:01:06]

Like your grandparents having sex behind close doors[00:01:08]

I rhyme like a scavenger that hunts for his prey[00:01:11]

And probably kill a dozen rappers and just call it a day[00:01:13]

All I need is a b**ch that'll give me wet dreams[00:01:16]

So I can get my rocks off like erosion in streams[00:01:18]

I drop science like clumsy professors in auditoriums[00:01:21]

And stretch niggaz out like a motherf**king accordion[00:01:23]

I make you look stupid like cruisin the back[00:01:26]

You can cruise in the greyhound and I'll cruise in my jet[00:01:28]

I'm impossible to beat like playing tic-tac-toe[00:01:31]

Celph Titled is famous for spitting ill rap flows[00:01:33]

Yo me and apathy are like brothers since birth[00:01:36]

You catch a bad one and get put under the earth[00:01:38]

Easily I approach the microphone[00:01:41]

Because I ain't no joke joke[00:01:44]

Easily I approach the microphone[00:01:46]

Because I ain't no joke joke[00:01:49]

Easily I approach the microphone[00:01:51]

Because I ain't no joke joke[00:01:54]

Easily I approach the microphone[00:01:56]

Because I ain't no joke joke[00:01:59]

Yo I find your vital organs and put a machete there[00:02:01]

Thug type ni**a but b**ches say I'm a teddy bear[00:02:04]

Al Capone style bruising your back[00:02:06]

Make you an interracial cat have blue and half black[00:02:08]

Block attacks with the raps that I spit on wack[00:02:11]

Sh*t on cats everything I flip on DAT's[00:02:13]

Hits hard like Rocky's spits cannot be missed[00:02:16]

Your God be pissed now I'm on some Nagasaki sh*t[00:02:18]

And while your at work I'll feed your b**ch a sloppy dick[00:02:21]

I got a hard drive your man got a floppy dick[00:02:24]

The only time you have safe sex and be felt[00:02:26]

Is if you jacked off in a car wearing a seat belt[00:02:29]

Your brains melts to mush your girl felt the rush[00:02:31]

Whens Ap's bounce and bust the pelvic thrusts[00:02:34]

Twist your spine inflict despicable sh*t through rhymes[00:02:36]

Critical incredible when crippling your pitiful mind[00:02:39]

Pull out my nine and it's party and draw time[00:02:41]

You signed the death contract[00:02:43]

And bleed between the white line[00:02:45]

Crash the player's ball make the chandelier fall[00:02:47]

Choke house guests with hors d'ourves made outta sea floor[00:02:49]

And metaphors betta then yours settle the scores[00:02:51]

Leave cats wrapped up in medical gauze[00:02:54]

You better applause your feminism[00:02:56]

I'll rip out your skeleton [00:02:58]

And now ladies and gentlemen[00:02:59]

Easily I approach the microphone[00:03:02]

Because I ain't no joke joke[00:03:04]

Easily I approach the microphone[00:03:06]

Because I ain't no joke joke[00:03:09]

Easily I approach the microphone[00:03:11]

Because I ain't no joke joke[00:03:14]

Easily I approach the microphone[00:03:16]

Because I ain't no joke joke[00:03:19]