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The Piano Has Been Drinkin' (钢琴在狂饮不止) - Dan Hicks And The Hot Licks[00:00:00]
The piano has been drinking[00:00:18]
My necktie's asleep[00:00:21]
The combo went back to New York[00:00:26]
The jukebox has to take a leak[00:00:31]
The carpet needs a haircut[00:00:35]
The spotlight looks just like a prison break[00:00:38]
The telephone's out of cigarettes[00:00:44]
The balcony's on the make[00:00:47]
The piano has been drinking[00:00:52]
The piano has been drinking[00:00:55]
And the menus are all freezing[00:01:09]
And the light man's blind in one eye[00:01:12]
And he can't see out of the other[00:01:18]
And the piano tuner's got a hearing aid[00:01:22]
And he showed up with his mother[00:01:26]
And the piano has been drinking[00:01:30]
As the bouncer is a sumo wrestler[00:01:44]
Cream puff casper milktoast[00:01:47]
And the owner is a mental midget with the iq of a fence post[00:01:52]
Cause the piano has been drinking[00:02:01]
The piano has been drinking[00:02:04]
And you can't find your waitress with a Geiger counter[00:02:52]
And she hates you and your friends[00:03:01]
And you just can't get served without her[00:03:02]
And the box office is drooling[00:03:09]
And the bar stools are on fire[00:03:13]
And the newspapers were fooling[00:03:18]
And the ashtrays have retired[00:03:22]
Cause the piano has been drinking[00:03:27]
The piano has been drinking[00:03:31]
Not me[00:03:33]