《Can’t Con an Honest John(Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： Can’t Con an Honest John(Explicit)

所属专辑：The Hardest Way to Make an Easy Living (Explicit)

歌手： The Streets

时长： 03:40

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Using the following I'm going to show you：[00:00:00]

A[00:00:02]

How to con someone using their own greed[00:00:03]

B[00:00:05]

That you won't feel bad 'cos they're trying to con you anyway and[00:00:06]

C[00:00:09]

TAKING THEIR MONEY[00:00:09]

As I have come to realise running the beats is just getting people's confidence[00:00:11]

This scam only works 'cos that man thinks he's working this scam[00:00:17]

And that you man off his mark[00:00:20]

Get your mate let's call your mate Piers[00:00:22]

No not Piers let's call him Farquhar[00:00:25]

Anyway get Farquhar to crawl into a bar with his dog[00:00:27]

Like I said the barman will try and con you later[00:00:30]

But you're gonna take all his money[00:00:32]

Anyway get Farquhar to pass into a local bar[00:00:34]

And call to the bar to look after a dog for a dart[00:00:36]

Just for 20 quid for a while claiming that he hated it[00:00:39]

But it was worth more than his car[00:00:42]

This by the way requires that you find and supply Farquhar[00:00:44]

With an animal and a life from your local park[00:00:47]

Get a nice dog that doesn't bark[00:00:50]

But not so nice that someone might miss this mutt from the park[00:00:52]

Anyway using this technique you're gonna take all this man's money[00:00:55]

But you're not gonna care cos he's gonna f**king deserve it[00:00:58]

You'll never con an Honest John[00:01:00]

An Honest John you can't drag down[00:01:03]

Exactly[00:01:06]

Con do lee get conned[00:01:07]

When they think they're the cunning one[00:01:08]

It's all one big con[00:01:10]

Neighbour you won't con[00:01:12]

An Honest John[00:01:14]

Now listen get Farquhar to dart out the bar[00:01:16]

And just shop for some garm's maybe[00:01:19]

Just to pass an hour or so[00:01:21]

I would go shopping cos' I gave up drinking[00:01:23]

But whatever just have Farquhar down the road[00:01:25]

Now you walk in the bar walk up to the barman[00:01:28]

Order a jar when you've caught him slouched on his own[00:01:30]

Start eyeing the dog that he's minding by his side[00:01:33]

Currently vibe him and start on about the dog you own[00:01:36]

Start asking the barman if it's his fine specimen of a dog[00:01:39]

Nod smile agree look interested and cool[00:01:42]

When he tells you it's someone else's you've just left previous[00:01:44]

Tell him 'This is a very rare breed of animal '[00:01:47]

Last time I lied my manager swiped me[00:01:50]

But lie and tell him it's like a f**king Red Eared Hunting Spaniel[00:01:52]

Tell him it's worth 600 quid and you would pay handsomely if you were to accept finance at all[00:01:56]

You'll never con an Honest John[00:02:01]

Sometimes[00:02:03]

An Honest John you can't drag down[00:02:04]

Sometimes I think I should just go completely[00:02:06]

Condolee get conned[00:02:08]

When they think they're the cunning one[00:02:08]

Neighbour you won't con an Honest John[00:02:12]

Keep listening though it's important that you keep listening[00:02:14]

Now take all his shopping off him[00:02:17]

Get your mate Farquhar to pop in[00:02:19]

Looking straight gutted a bit later on[00:02:21]

He should order a jar talk at the bar[00:02:23]

Ensure he looks calm warm with the barman[00:02:25]

And generally start conversating on[00:02:27]

Farquhar should start falling apart[00:02:29]

About how he's arsed up some chance[00:02:31]

And how arsed up his day was[00:02:32]

Or in the event the spread betting he's getting ready to accept[00:02:34]

That his rent's not getting payed up[00:02:37]

The barman's mind will chime slowly for a while[00:02:39]

He might wipe the bar as his mind is making sums[00:02:42]

Farquhar should continue to moan about money[00:02:45]

And that this mutt is not the greatest of his worries[00:02:47]

And like 'ching ' the barman will five out of six times[00:02:50]

Kindly offer his greed to buy the dog for a price of 300 quid[00:02:53]

And after some bartering your barman will haggle and charge harder[00:02:56]

In greed of the scent of the scheme in his head[00:02:59]

That's right neighbour[00:03:01]

You'll never con an Honest John[00:03:02]

An Honest John you can't drag down[00:03:04]

Condolee get conned[00:03:07]

When they think they're the cunning one[00:03:07]

The barman is gonna see how much he can stitch you up for[00:03:09]

Neighbour you won't con an Honest John[00:03:13]

How does that work Cos' everytime it's based around someone who thinks they're conning you[00:03:15]

They'll never imagine the whole scenario is prepared solely for him[00:03:19]

Why should he[00:03:22]

That sort of paranoia can get you in the loony bin[00:03:23]

As I have come to realise running the beats is just getting people's confidence[00:03:26]

AND THAN TAKING THEIR MONEY[00:03:33]

It's all one big con[00:03:35]