所属专辑:I Am the Inquisitor
歌手: Dan Bull
时长: 03:29
I Am the Inquisitor - Dan Bull[00:00:00]
Composer:Dan Bull[00:00:05]
Inquesita[00:00:10]
Ah hallo Sire[00:00:11]
Shall we travel to the Fallow Mire[00:00:12]
These hallowed grounds face a threat that's hella dire[00:00:14]
And I'm telling buyers beware of where you buy your wares[00:00:16]
Check their origin like I did when I bought BioWare's[00:00:20]
In the Arbor Wilds I hear there's a Fade Rift[00:00:22]
And we need to rescue Farmer Giles somewhere near Redcliffe[00:00:25]
We're almost at the Storm Coast Val Royeaux's no more close[00:00:28]
I sleep in a tent depending[00:00:30]
On events otherwise[00:00:32]
I'm in a bed with four posts[00:00:32]
I suppose I had better be fetching my coat[00:00:34]
'Cause there's some Red Templars[00:00:36]
In the Western Approach[00:00:37]
Oh[00:00:39]
The Breach leaves the sky cold up in Skyhold[00:00:39]
But I can afford to heat it[00:00:42]
See this huge pile of my gold[00:00:43]
No influenza with these treaties[00:00:45]
I'm an influencer[00:00:47]
Think you can beat me Name a date[00:00:48]
And place where and when Sir[00:00:49]
Should I spit ten bars or pages Support Templars or Mages[00:00:51]
Collect Shards or guess star constellations and arrangements[00:00:53]
Seal rifts shut in Thedas kick butt and save a**[00:00:56]
With great gallantry level up[00:00:59]
And upgrade my talent tree[00:01:00]
'Cause it ain't just hard in Hightown[00:01:01]
Like a tale that Varric weaves[00:01:03]
There's an ancient massive effect[00:01:04]
I may as well just save the galaxy[00:01:06]
I am the Inquisitor a Fade visitor[00:01:07]
Zipping up the rifts with a fist[00:01:10]
Is my signature finisher[00:01:12]
My team administers me with the means to win imminently[00:01:13]
And I may say that they do it magnificently[00:01:16]
Once more unto the Breach dear friends[00:01:19]
Once more[00:01:21]
Because Corypheus wants war[00:01:22]
Once more unto the Breach dear friends[00:01:25]
Once more[00:01:27]
We'll see if Corypheus wants more[00:01:28]
We'll see if Corypheus wants more[00:01:32]
Or whether he's had enough[00:01:36]
He's a bit tired[00:01:37]
And now he just wants to go home for tea[00:01:39]
I've got the dopest team in Leliana[00:01:41]
Josephine Cullen Cassandra[00:01:43]
Solas Sera Blackwall Dorian[00:01:44]
Cole Vivienne Varric Bull Morrigan[00:01:46]
Call us the D A Team the Dannish Inquisition[00:01:47]
Vacancies apply within if you think you can fill this grand position[00:01:50]
Corypheus has delusions of grandeur[00:01:52]
A ridiculous man pursuing the Anchor[00:01:55]
But hang on you can pray and thank[00:01:58]
The maker in the Chantry later[00:02:00]
Wait 'til Dan obliterates that manky mangy agitator[00:02:01]
Blast this antagonist as if he's had a Dragon's Kiss[00:02:04]
Leave him hanging there and haggard like a pair of sagging tits[00:02:07]
In comparison I'm an ample and elegant breast[00:02:10]
Not an Iron Bull but I am Bull nevertheless yes[00:02:12]
Yes blud I'm the Tim Westwood of Crestwood[00:02:15]
The Method Man of the Hinterlands Haven was the best hood[00:02:18]
But my terrain ranges from Exalted Plains to Emerald Graves[00:02:21]
When I stray there's no limit[00:02:24]
To who and where I will save[00:02:25]
Between Ferelden and Orlais[00:02:27]
I seem to be helping them all day[00:02:28]
These Orlesians' decor schemes are really well bloody ornate[00:02:30]
I've heard the myths but this is divine living[00:02:32]
Like when I'm giving a wyvern a whiff of the rhythm[00:02:35]
I witness how quick it'll give in[00:02:37]
Give them a kick in the face from the Forbidden Oasis[00:02:38]
To the Hissing Wastes to paraphrase Sera this is a pissing disgrace[00:02:40]
D**n son I've had it with Samson[00:02:44]
I'm going to get ever so terribly nasty[00:02:45]
That's what happens whenever you mess with the Herald of Andraste[00:02:46]
I am the Inquisitor a Fade visitor[00:02:49]
Zipping up the rifts with a fist is my signature finisher[00:02:52]
My team administers me with the means to win imminently[00:02:55]
And I may say that they do it magnificently[00:02:58]
Once more unto the Breach dear friends[00:03:00]
Once more[00:03:03]
Because Corypheus wants war[00:03:04]
Once more unto the Breach dear friends[00:03:06]
Once more[00:03:09]
We'll see if Corypheus wants more[00:03:09]
We'll see if he wants more[00:03:14]
Once more[00:03:18]
Once more[00:03:24]