《Numbers》歌词

歌曲： Numbers

所属专辑：16 Biggest Hits

歌手： Bobby Bare

时长： 05:07

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Numbers - Bobby Bare[00:00:00]

I was sitting in Friday's sucking on a glass of wine[00:00:07]

When in walked a chick who almost struck me blind[00:00:15]

Had wet blue eyes and her legs were long and fine[00:00:22]

On a scale of one to ten[00:00:29]

I'd give her a nine[00:00:32]

Now on my scale there ain't no ten's[00:00:37]

You know nine is about as far as any chick can go[00:00:41]

So I flashed her a smile[00:00:52]

But she didn't even look at me[00:00:54]

So for brains and good judgement[00:00:59]

I'd give her a three[00:01:02]

I said Hey sweet thing[00:01:06]

You look like a possible eight[00:01:08]

You and me could uh make eighteen[00:01:14]

If your head's on straight[00:01:17]

She looked up and down my perfect frame[00:01:22]

And said these words that[00:01:29]

Burned into my perfect brain[00:01:31]

She said well[00:01:36]

Another one of those macho matician men[00:01:37]

Kind who grade all women on scales of one to ten[00:01:44]

And you give me an eight well[00:01:51]

That's a generous thing to do[00:01:53]

Now let's just see just how much i give you[00:01:59]

She said you coming on to me[00:02:10]

With that phony numbers jive[00:02:12]

Your style makes me smile[00:02:18]

I give it a five[00:02:21]

When you walked up i noticed that suit of yores[00:02:25]

It's last year's double knit frayed-cuffs[00:02:32]

Give it a four[00:02:35]

That must be your car parked out on the curb[00:02:40]

That sixty nine homemade convertible[00:02:47]

A three and a third[00:02:50]

Now as for your build[00:02:55]

I guess yore less than five[00:02:57]

Except for your pot belly[00:03:02]

I'd give that a ten for size[00:03:04]

That wine you're pouring might be fine to you[00:03:09]

But i'm used to fine champagne[00:03:17]

I give it a two[00:03:20]

It's hard to tell[00:03:25]

What your flashing smile is worth[00:03:26]

I give it a six[00:03:32]

You could use some dental work[00:03:34]

But it's your strutting rooster act[00:03:39]

That really makes me laugh[00:03:42]

It may be a ten to these country hens[00:03:47]

But to me a three and a half[00:03:51]

And there really ain't much to add[00:03:54]

Once the subtractin's done[00:03:57]

Since there ain't no zeroes[00:04:02]

I give you a one[00:04:05]

She walked out while up and down the line[00:04:10]

The whole bar was laughing[00:04:17]

Said bare what happened to your nine[00:04:19]

Nine says I[00:04:25]

Hell soon as she started to talk i knew[00:04:27]

She didn't have no class[00:04:32]

I barely gave her a two[00:04:34]

Yeah No matter how good they look at first[00:04:40]

There's flaws in all of them[00:04:44]

That's why on a scale of ten to one friend[00:04:47]

There ain't no ten[00:04:52]