《Get Off Mi Couch(Album Version)》歌词

歌曲： Get Off Mi Couch(Album Version)

所属专辑：The Garden Around The Mansion

歌手： Chords

时长： 03:33

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Get Off Mi Couch - Chords[00:00:01]

I passed the point of[00:00:06]

No return about ann hour ago[00:00:08]

High as a kite tryin’ to fight[00:00:09]

The party’s out of control[00:00:11]

In the back turnin’ up[00:00:13]

The volume knob as high as it goes[00:00:15]

In a place where beer is cheap[00:00:16]

And the speakers are about to explode[00:00:18]

Don’t ask me how I got here[00:00:19]

Don’t ask me how I’m gettin’ home[00:00:21]

All I know is I’m f**ked up[00:00:23]

And I wanna be left alone[00:00:25]

But earlier in the evening[00:00:26]

I was singin’ a different tune[00:00:27]

Listenin’ to Mystikal twistin’ a spliff or two now[00:00:29]

My house is the hot spot[00:00:33]

That’s the word on the streets[00:00:34]

And I got the bourbon in reach[00:00:36]

Let’s start disturbin’ the peace[00:00:37]

Let’s start murderin’ beats let’s[00:00:39]

Bring the world to her knees[00:00:41]

And for gods sake call up some ladies[00:00:42]

While I’m burnin’ this weed[00:00:44]

Hahahaha Ha the party’s just getting started[00:00:46]

Me and my squad are already[00:00:48]

F**ked up and retarded[00:00:50]

Hahahaha Ha I got a new wardrobe[00:00:52]

My body’s full of hormones[00:00:55]

And I smell like eau-de-cologne[00:00:57]

Now me and my squad[00:01:11]

Took a little ride in the car[00:01:13]

Straight to the club stormed the joint[00:01:14]

And headed right for the bar[00:01:16]

Inside duckin’ and weavin’[00:01:18]

Tryin’ to hide from the guard[00:01:20]

F**k I ain’t leavin’ the place[00:01:21]

Unless ther’s a cipher involved[00:01:23]

So my man rushed to the bathroom[00:01:24]

And made it back in five minutes flat[00:01:26]

Tapped my shoulder[00:01:27]

And displayed a spliff the size of a bat[00:01:28]

It’s dark enough let’s spark it up[00:01:31]

We don’t have to go out[00:01:33]

We could sit back in the couch[00:01:34]

Just chill and pass it around[00:01:36]

And while we’re sittin’ there like[00:01:37]

Connoisseurs reclined in the sofa[00:01:39]

I saw two P Y T’s starin’ just tryin’ to get closer[00:01:40]

I gave the lady a hit ’cause that’s[00:01:44]

How a gentleman act[00:01:46]

Then I got my hennessy back[00:01:47]

There goes the memory lapse[00:01:48]

Hahahaha Ha the party’s[00:01:50]

Just getting started[00:01:53]

Me and my squad are already[00:01:54]

F**ked up and retarded[00:01:55]

Hahahaha Ha I got a new wardrobe[00:01:57]

My body’s full of hormones[00:02:00]

And I smell like eau-de-cologne[00:02:02]

Now it’s 2:30 in the mornin’[00:02:16]

And we’re dancin’ on the tables[00:02:18]

Askin’ all the ladies[00:02:20]

”wanna hit the afterparty later ”[00:02:21]

If so meet me outside the door in forty minutes[00:02:23]

’cause Chords and women go together[00:02:25]

Like abuse and foster children[00:02:28]

We gotta round up a cab or two[00:02:30]

’cause the center is just down the avenue[00:02:31]

I got a room over there and the room’s[00:02:33]

Got a bed now dosen’t[00:02:35]

That sound like a plan to you[00:02:36]

Apparently my approach[00:02:37]

Wasn’t smooth enough[00:02:38]

She asked me who the f**k[00:02:39]

I was and said her man would chew me up[00:02:40]

Next thing I know[00:02:43]

I’m in some house and alone[00:02:44]

Some place where the beer is free[00:02:45]

And the speakers are about to explode[00:02:47]

Don’t ask me how[00:02:48]

I got here don’t ask me how I’m gettin’ home[00:02:50]

All I know is I’m f**ked up[00:02:52]

And I wanna be left alone[00:02:54]

Hahahaha Ha the party just died out[00:02:55]

Can’t get a busride now[00:02:58]

And I’m caught on some guys couch[00:03:00]

Hahahaha Ha got stains on my baggy jeans[00:03:02]

Blew a months salary but at least[00:03:04]

I got my nickle bag-o-weed[00:03:06]