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Theme From Rocky XIII(aka: The Rye or The Kaiser ) - "Weird Al" Yankovic[00:00:01]
Fat and weak what a disgrace[00:00:50]
Guess the champ got too lazy[00:00:54]
Ain't gonna fly now he's just takin' up space[00:00:58]
Sold his gloves threw his eggs down the drain[00:01:02]
But he's no bum he works down the street[00:01:07]
He bought the neighborhood deli[00:01:11]
Back on his feet now he's choppin' up meat[00:01:15]
Come inside maybe you'll hear him say[00:01:19]
Try the rye or the kaiser[00:01:23]
They're on special tonight[00:01:25]
If you want you can have an appetizer[00:01:27]
You might like our salami and the liver's all right[00:01:31]
And they'd really go well with the rye[00:01:35]
Or the kaiser[00:01:40]
Never eats while on the job[00:01:45]
He heard it's good to stay hungry[00:01:49]
But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob[00:01:53]
Have a taste they were made fresh today[00:01:57]
Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white[00:02:01]
Maybe I can suggest an appetizer[00:02:05]
Stay away from the tuna it smells funny tonight[00:02:09]
But you just can't go wrong with the rye[00:02:13]
Or the kaiser[00:02:18]
So today his deli comes first[00:02:27]
Steady dreams of his past days of glory[00:02:30]
Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst[00:02:36]
All the while you can still hear him say[00:02:39]
It's the rye or the kaiser it's the thrill of one bite[00:02:43]
Let me please be your catering advisor[00:02:47]
If you want substitutions I won't put up a fight[00:02:51]
You can have your roast beef on the rye[00:02:56]
Or the kaiser[00:03:02]
The rye or the kaiser[00:03:14]
The rye or the kaiser[00:03:23]
The rye or the kaiser[00:03:31]