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The Gnu Song - Flanders & Swann/Flanders/Swann[00:00:00]
The gnu song[00:00:00]
A year ago [00:00:09]
Last Thursday I was strolling in the zoo[00:00:11]
When I met a man who though he knew the lot [00:00:14]
He was laying down the law about[00:00:17]
The habits of Baboons[00:00:20]
And how many quills a porcupine has got [00:00:22]
So I asked him: 'What's that creature there '[00:00:25]
He answered: 'Oh H'it's a H'elk'[00:00:28]
I might of gone on thinking that was true [00:00:32]
If the animal in question[00:00:35]
Hadn't put that chap to shame[00:00:37]
And remarked: 'I h'aint a H'elk I'm a Gnu '[00:00:40]
'I'm a Gnu I'm a Gnu[00:00:50]
The g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo[00:00:54]
I'm a Gnu How do you do[00:00:59]
You really ought to k-now w-ho's w-ho's[00:01:03]
I'm a Gnu Spelt G-N-U[00:01:06]
I'm g-not a Camel or a Kangaroo[00:01:10]
So let me introduce [00:01:14]
I'm g-neither man nor moose[00:01:16]
Oh g-no g-no g-no I'm a Gnu'[00:01:19]
I had taken furnished lodgings[00:01:31]
Down at Rustington-on-Sea[00:01:33]
Whence I travelled on to[00:01:35]
Ashton-under-Lyne it was actually[00:01:37]
And the second night I stayed[00:01:39]
There I was woken from a dream[00:01:41]
That I'll tell you all about some other time[00:01:43]
Among the hunting trophies[00:01:47]
On the wall above my bed[00:01:49]
Stuffed and mounted [00:01:51]
Was a face I thought I knew;[00:01:53]
A Bison No [00:01:56]
An Okapi could be A Hartebeest [00:01:59]
When I though I heard a voice: 'I'm a Gnu '[00:02:08]
I'm a Gnu A g-nother gnu[00:02:16]
I wish I could g-nash my teeth at you [00:02:22]
I'm a Gnu How do you do[00:02:26]
You really ought to k-now w-ho's w-ho [00:02:30]
I'm a Gnu Spelt G-N-U [00:02:33]
Call me Bison or Okapi and I'll sue[00:02:37]
G-nor am I the least[00:02:41]
Like that dreadful Hartebeest [00:02:43]
Oh g-no g-no g-no I'm a Gnu[00:02:47]
G-no g-no g-no I'm a Gnu[00:02:51]
G-no g-no g-no I'm a Gnu[00:02:55]