《The Critic(Album Version)》歌词

歌曲： The Critic(Album Version)

所属专辑：Shock ’N Y’all

歌手： Toby Keith

时长： 04:00

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Tell it like it is [00:00:13]

He gets up real early on his mornin drive [00:00:16]

Down to the office for his 9 to 5 [00:00:20]

He drives a 94 2 ton economy car [00:00:24]

Loves to tell the local bands down at the bar[00:00:28]

That he's The Critic [00:00:32]

Yea I can hook you up I know everybody [00:00:34]

In the business [00:00:39]

He flunked junior high band[00:00:40]

He couldn't march in time [00:00:42]

He tried to write a song once [00:00:44]

He couldn't make it rhyme [00:00:47]

He went two or three chords on a pawn shop guitar [00:00:48]

He just never quite had what it took to be a star [00:00:52]

So he's a critic [00:00:56]

I work for the Gazette man I got a real job [00:00:59]

He did a 5-star column on a band he never heard [00:01:05]

He did a bluegrass review about an unkind word [00:01:09]

He thought it was time to ask his boss for a raise [00:01:13]

His boss said I can't even tell[00:01:17]

If anybody's even readin your page [00:01:19]

Yea [00:01:23]

So he thought and he thought a little more [00:01:27]

He caught a young hot star headin into town [00:01:32]

And then he hid behind his typewriter[00:01:35]

And gunned the boy down [00:01:38]

Here come the letters the e-mails [00:01:40]

The faxes they raised him to 20 000 dollars[00:01:43]

After taxes [00:01:47]

He's a happy critic [00:01:49]

He's rollin in the dough [00:01:53]

Man I could do this forever [00:01:56]

This is easy Everybody's readin my column [00:01:58]

Please don't tell my mom [00:02:01]

That I write the music column for the Gazette [00:02:04]

She still thinks I play piano down[00:02:07]

At the Cathouse [00:02:10]

Let's get funky with this now boys Play it on out [00:02:13]

Come on Shannon [00:02:19]

There's ole Biff jumpin in [00:02:24]

is layin it down [00:02:28]

Come on Shannon [00:02:31]

Aww yea my man Steve [00:02:36]

Man my fingers are gettin tired [00:02:44]

Y'all gonna have to hurry [00:02:45]

This snappin thing wearin me out [00:02:47]

Hello Shannon [00:02:54]

Guess he's on coffee break man [00:02:57]

They're gonna love you [00:03:01]

Cause they already love me [00:03:05]

Yea [00:03:09]

It's the Critic[00:03:10]