所属专辑:The Bus Songs
时长: 03:17
I was sittin' in a bar [00:00:18]
Boozin' and losin' [00:00:20]
And some jackoff walks up cruisin' for a bruisin' [00:00:21]
Poppin' off and makin' my whole redneck red [00:00:23]
He asked my girl if she'd like to dance [00:00:28]
He had three buddies so I had no chance [00:00:30]
I looked around the room for a friend and I saw fred [00:00:32]
A quick evaluation of the situation [00:00:37]
And we entered into a conversation [00:00:39]
It seemed to last the better part of the next two songs [00:00:42]
Now I didn't say and they didn't ask [00:00:46]
But fred did two tours over in iraq [00:00:48]
And [00:00:51]
Son [00:00:51]
It was over before it was even on [00:00:52]
Call a marine [00:00:55]
Instead of 911[00:00:57]
They're built to improvise [00:01:00]
Adapt and overcome [00:01:02]
When you're in knee deep and you're up s**t's creek [00:01:05]
And you've tried everything [00:01:07]
Tell you what you do [00:01:09]
Call a marine [00:01:12]
Now my sister's husband didn't love her no more [00:01:19]
And he runned off with a skinny little w***e [00:01:21]
And left her sittin' around the house with a couple of kids [00:01:24]
She just lays around in that muumuu gown [00:01:28]
Old girl put on about 35pounds [00:01:30]
One day I went over to her house and I said [00:01:33]
Hey [00:01:36]
Sis [00:01:37]
If you wanna fix what troubles you [00:01:38]
Just ease down to the vfw [00:01:40]
And you'll walk through the door and turns those boys' heads [00:01:41]
For most of those boys it's been awhile [00:01:47]
Just show a little leg and that marlboro smile [00:01:49]
And if that don't work out for you [00:01:52]
Girl [00:01:54]
Ask for fred [00:01:54]
Call a marine [00:01:56]
Instead of 911[00:01:58]
They're built to improvise [00:02:00]
Adapt and overcome [00:02:02]
If you're in knee deep and you're up s**t's creek [00:02:05]
You've tried everything [00:02:08]
Tell you what you do [00:02:09]
Call a marine [00:02:12]
Some douche bag rises up and overthrows his government [00:02:15]
Diplomacy ain't workin' and the ammos all been spent [00:02:20]
The world is in a crisis and the media's a curse [00:02:24]
I'll tell you what to do [00:02:29]
When it goes from bad to worse [00:02:31]
Call a marine [00:02:34]
Instead of 911[00:02:36]
They're built to improvise [00:02:39]
Adapt and overcome [00:02:41]
When you're in knee deep and you're up s**t's creek [00:02:44]
And you've tried everything [00:02:46]
Tell you what you do [00:02:48]
Call a marine [00:02:51]
Tell you what to do [00:02:53]
Baby [00:02:54]
You can call [00:02:56]
Call a marine [00:02:59]
Yeah [00:03:04]
Yeah[00:03:10]