《Big Shot (2007 Digital Remaster)》歌词

歌曲： Big Shot (2007 Digital Remaster)

所属专辑：Cornology

歌手： Bonzo Dog Band

时长： 03:27

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Big Shot (2007 Digital Remaster) - Bonzo Dog Band[00:00:01]

I am the Big Shot [00:00:05]

You heard me right the first time [00:00:19]

Name of bachelor Johnny Cool [00:00:20]

Occupation: big shot [00:00:22]

Occupation at the moment: just having fun [00:00:25]

What a party that was [00:00:28]

The drinks were loaded and so were the dolls [00:00:29]

I narrowed my eyes and poured a stiff Manhattan [00:00:31]

Then I saw Hotsy [00:00:34]

What a dame a big bountiful babe [00:00:37]

In the region of 48-23-38 One hell of a region [00:00:38]

She had the hottest lips since Hiroshima [00:00:44]

I had to stand back for fear of being burned [00:00:46]

"Whisky wow wow" I breathed;[00:00:50]

She was dressed as Biffo the Bear [00:00:52]

In that kind of outfit [00:00:55]

She could get rolled at night[00:00:57]

And I don't mean on a crap table [00:00:59]

"It's kind of revealing isn't it "[00:01:06]

"Revealing It's positively risque I like it "[00:01:09]

She said "You're the man of a thousand G's right "[00:01:11]

"A thousand what " I quipped [00:01:14]

"Why G-man girls guns guts You're my type"[00:01:15]

"Wrong baby " I slapped her hard "I'm an L-man [00:01:19]

Strictly liquor love and laughs"[00:01:22]

She stared over my shoulder "Play it cool Johnny "[00:01:24]

"Play it what " I flipped [00:01:27]

I fought my way up from tough East-Side New York [00:01:29]

Lead-filled socks and sub-machine guns Like this "[00:01:31]

She said "Johnny this is a deadly game [00:01:40]

Have a few laughs and go home "[00:01:42]

I shuddered Normally I pack a rod in pyjamas;[00:01:45]

I carry nothing but scars from Normandy Beach [00:01:48]

I said "Wrong baby you can't fool me "[00:01:50]

She spat playfully "I'm ahead of you Johnny "[00:01:53]

I studied the swell of her enormous boobs and said [00:01:57]

"Baby you're so far ahead it's beautiful "[00:02:02]

"You you are you're eccentric I like that "[00:02:48]

"Electric Cherie bug off my rocket tu comprends "[00:02:51]

We spoke French fluently [00:02:54]

Our lips met again and again [00:02:55]

"Yeah yeah yeah " I slobbered [00:02:58]

Hotsy said "You're slobbering all over the seat kid "[00:02:59]

I went home late Very late [00:03:03]

What could I say to my wife [00:03:05]

"Darling I've been beaten up again" [00:03:07]

Let's face it she's credulous as hell [00:03:09]

A punk stopped me on the street [00:03:11]

He said "You got a light mac "[00:03:14]

I said "No but I've got a dark brown overcoat "[00:03:16]