所属专辑:Let’s Make Up And Be Friendly
歌手: Bonzo Dog Band
时长: 06:45
The Bride Stripped Bare (By The Batchelors) (Early Version) - Bonzo Dog Band[00:06:45]
So the boys got together and formed a band, uh, f-fate played the straight man and since then they've never looked back.[00:06:45]
Hey you lads, welcome to club. I've seen you on the telly with your long hair and pimples![00:06:45]
(pop-pop)[00:06:45]
We arrived at the gig looking rough[00:06:45]
Not happy, we'd all had enough[00:06:45]
Of eight hours on the road[00:06:45]
(blast)[00:06:45]
Legs Larry said he, "It's the boozer for me, dear boy."[00:06:45]
"Yip, yip, yessiry."[00:06:45]
And the hotel reception was empty and cold[00:06:45]
With 'orrid red wallpaper forty years old[00:06:45]
It stank like a rhino house![00:06:45]
Mr. Slater said, "Oh, I can smell Vindaloo!"[00:06:45]
"Oh, really?"[00:06:45]
"No sir, O'Reilly!"[00:06:45]
Hobnob.[00:06:45]
And we wave to the people who frown[00:06:45]
At our hair as we ride into town[00:06:45]
And Chalky and Nozz had set up the gear[00:06:45]
In the club where the Dohl Pal Show would appear[00:06:45]
In person as themselves[00:06:45]
(arf, arf)[00:06:45]
In person as themselves[00:06:45]
Then Neil, Fred and I played darts for a while[00:06:45]
Before we switched on our theatrical smile[00:06:45]
Hey, you remember![00:06:45]
Hot dogs on sale in foyer![00:06:45]
Eyy...[00:06:45]
"You can have a drink in your dressing room, lads, but you can't come into club looking like that. We can't oblige! Thank you."[00:06:45]
"Hey, Redneck!"[00:06:45]
"We've had 'em all 'ere, you know... Tommy Raye..."[00:06:45]
"Aye..."[00:06:45]
"That's a brand new scratch on the piano, cost you seventy-five quid to put that right."[00:06:45]
"Whoa, 'oo did that?"[00:06:45]
"I remember one time--"[00:06:45]
"And Buddy ?>!"[00:06:45]
"Aye."[00:06:45]
"Put off all thought though, in here, dunnit?"[00:06:45]
"Whoa, what?"[00:06:45]
"Will you take your empty glasses back to the bar!"[00:06:45]
"Any 'artistes' messing in football will be paid off, immediately."[00:06:45]
"Hoover!"[00:06:45]
"It's not for meself, lads, it's for me daughter."[00:06:45]
"Five pints of lager and one Coke!"[00:06:45]
"You got me, lads, it's the manager that makes the rules."[00:06:45]