所属专辑:The Best of Vintage Comedy Songs
时长: 03:08
Makin' Whoopee - Eddie Cantor[00:00:01]
Every time I hear that dear old wedding march[00:00:10]
I feel rather glad I have a broken arch[00:00:14]
I have heard a lot of people talk[00:00:19]
And I know that marriage is a long long walk[00:00:23]
To most people[00:00:27]
Weddings mean romance[00:00:28]
But I prefer[00:00:31]
A picnic or a dance[00:00:32]
Another bride another groom[00:00:35]
Another sunny honeymoon[00:00:40]
Another season another reason[00:00:44]
For making whoopee[00:00:48]
The chorus sings Here comes the bride[00:00:53]
Another victim is by her side[00:00:57]
He's lost his reason 'cause it's the season[00:01:01]
For making whoopee[00:01:06]
Down through the countless ages[00:01:11]
You'll find it everywhere[00:01:15]
Somebody makes good wages[00:01:20]
Somebody wants her share[00:01:24]
She calls him Toodles and rolls her eyes[00:01:28]
She makes him strudles and bakes him pies[00:01:32]
What is it all for[00:01:37]
It's so he'll fall for making whoopee[00:01:39]
Another year or maybe less[00:01:45]
What's this I hear well can't you guess[00:01:49]
She feels neglected so he's suspected[00:01:54]
Of making whoopee[00:01:58]
She sits alone most every night[00:02:03]
He doesn't phone or even write[00:02:07]
He says he's busy but she says Is he[00:02:11]
He's making whoopee[00:02:16]
He doesn't make much money[00:02:21]
Five thousand dollars per[00:02:26]
Some judge who thinks he's funny[00:02:30]
Says You'll pay six to her[00:02:35]
He says Now judge suppose I fail[00:02:38]
The judge says Budge right into jail[00:02:42]
You better keep her you'll find it's cheaper[00:02:47]
Than making whoopee[00:02:52]