《Comic Relief》歌词

歌曲： Comic Relief

所属专辑：Live At Last

歌手： Bette Midler

时长： 02:38

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Comic Relief (喜剧性穿插) - Bette Midler (贝蒂·米勒)[00:00:00]

Oh God Oh God life is real life[00:00:00]

Is when you wanna sing[00:00:02]

Polly-Wally-Doodle all the day [00:00:03]

Well you know I may well be a sequel to Jaws [00:00:04]

In which a shark is attacked[00:00:08]

By a great white woman [00:00:10]

Actually I'm not going to do[00:00:13]

The sequel to Jaws at all [00:00:14]

I'm making the sequel to 'Emanuelle' [00:00:16]

I call it 'Temple Emanuelle' [00:00:19]

Actually it's not dirty at all [00:00:22]

It's just a lot of kissing and mezzuzas [00:00:25]

And er one singular sub-plot [00:00:28]

In which a woman who has an[00:00:31]

Un-natural relationship with a Kreplach [00:00:33]

I know there must be one or[00:00:36]

Two of you out there [00:00:37]

Who haven't got the vaguest[00:00:38]

Idea what the hell is a Kreplach [00:00:39]

And to both of you I say [00:00:41]

A Kreplach is a person from Kreplachia [00:00:49]

Which is a very small fishing[00:00:55]

Nation wedged between Estonia and Latvia [00:00:56]

You don't hear from them[00:01:02]

Too much since the iron curtain fell [00:01:03]

But every now and again [00:01:06]

One or two Kreplach's manage to escape [00:01:07]

But NEVER to Cleveland [00:01:10]

(Audience Member:) YES [00:01:14]

(Audeince Member:) Not True [00:01:16]

What [00:01:17]

There we have one Kreplach [00:01:17]

Who one Kreplach[00:01:20]

That managed to get to Cleveland [00:01:22]

In fact I venture to say[00:01:26]

That was the Kreplach that ate Cleveland [00:01:28]

(Audience Member:) Are you sure [00:01:33]

No Belle Barth used to say:[00:01:34]

'Shut your hole honey [00:01:38]

Mines making money '[00:01:38]

(Audience Member:) OH [00:01:41]

Ooh she didn't say that [00:01:47]

I never said that [00:01:48]

I didn't say that [00:01:50]

I never said that [00:01:51]

Oh did you hear the news [00:01:56]

You haven't heard the news [00:01:57]

I must tell you the news [00:01:58]

I am the harbinger of news here [00:01:59]

I slept with Jack kennedy[00:02:01]

You wanna know what else [00:02:13]

They slept with Jack Kennedy [00:02:15]

Talk about your bad pigs Really [00:02:18]

Oh I'm sorry Girls [00:02:20]

Oh my God [00:02:22]

Oh God [00:02:22]

Oh God [00:02:23]

Alright [00:02:23]

Oh God [00:02:24]

Oh God [00:02:24]

Oh God [00:02:24]

Oh God [00:02:25]

Alright [00:02:25]

Alright [00:02:25]

Alright [00:02:25]

Please forgive me everyone [00:02:28]

Please forgive me [00:02:30]

Just a little yolk [00:02:32]

F**k 'em if they can't take a joke[00:02:34]