《Pass the Football》歌词

歌曲： Pass the Football

所属专辑：Wonderful Town! (Original London Cast Recording)

歌手： Nicolas Colicos&Roy Durbi

时长： 02:55

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Pass the Football - Wonderful Town - Original London Cast[00:00:00]

Look at me now[00:00:04]

Four years of college[00:00:06]

Famous professors[00:00:07]

Tutoring me[00:00:09]

Scholarship kid[00:00:11]

Everything paid for[00:00:12]

Food and vacations[00:00:14]

All of it free[00:00:16]

Day that I left[00:00:18]

Everyone gathered[00:00:19]

Their cheering still rings in my ears[00:00:21]

'Cause I could pass that football[00:00:30]

Like nothin' you have ever seen[00:00:33]

Couldn't spell a lick[00:00:38]

Couldn't do arithmetic[00:00:39]

One and one made three[00:00:42]

Thought that dog was CAT[00:00:44]

But I could pass that football[00:00:46]

Like nothin' you have ever seen[00:00:50]

Couldn't dance for beans[00:00:54]

Mashed my girls to smithereens[00:00:56]

Sometimes blood was spilled[00:00:58]

Still my card was always filled[00:01:01]

'Cause I could pass that football[00:01:03]

Like nothin' you have ever seen[00:01:07]

Couldn't figure riddles[00:01:11]

Puzzles made me pout[00:01:13]

Where the hell was Moses[00:01:15]

When the lights went out[00:01:17]

I couldn't even tell red from green[00:01:19]

Get those verbs through my bean[00:01:22]

But I was buddies with the dean[00:01:24]

Like nothin' you have ever seen[00:01:26]

Passed without a fuss[00:01:30]

English lit and calculus[00:01:32]

Never had to cram[00:01:34]

Even passed the bar exam[00:01:36]

'Cause I passed that football[00:01:39]

Like nothin' you have ever seen[00:01:43]

Then there was the week[00:01:51]

Albert Einstein came to speak[00:01:53]

Relativity[00:01:55]

Guess who introduced him me[00:01:57]

'Cause I could pass that football[00:02:00]

Like nothin' you have ever seen[00:02:03]

Had no table manners[00:02:08]

Used to dunk my roll[00:02:10]

Always drunk the water from the fingerbowl[00:02:12]

Though I would not get up for any she[00:02:16]

The prexy's mom age ninety three[00:02:18]

Got up and gave her seat to me[00:02:20]

Like nothin' you did ever see[00:02:22]

In our hall of fame[00:02:27]

There's a statue with my name[00:02:29]

There we stand by heck[00:02:32]

Lincoln Washington and wreck[00:02:34]

'Cause I could pass that football[00:02:37]

Like nothin' you have ever ever seen[00:02:40]