《Half A Man》歌词

歌曲： Half A Man

所属专辑：A Little Bit Special

歌手： Stephen Lynch

时长： 02:59

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Half A Man - Stephen Lynch[00:00:00]

All my days[00:00:17]

I live with my disgrace[00:00:20]

I'm afraid to show my face[00:00:24]

Or at least take off my underwear[00:00:28]

See I was born[00:00:34]

Like a half way neutered pet[00:00:37]

I don't have a matching set[00:00:41]

It's a part of me[00:00:46]

That just ain't there[00:00:48]

Please don't stare[00:00:51]

Well I'm a gambling man with out two dice[00:00:53]

I'm like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice[00:00:57]

Oh to have two testis would be so nice[00:01:02]

But I'm half a man[00:01:06]

Yeah I'm half a man[00:01:11]

Wanna die[00:01:15]

End it all just call it quits[00:01:17]

I can't find a cup that fits[00:01:21]

And at baseball games I feel so dumb[00:01:26]

When I hear ball one[00:01:30]

Oh my God[00:01:33]

How could you have been so cruel[00:01:35]

To give me one family jewel[00:01:39]

And the one that's there must feel so sad[00:01:44]

He's a lonely nad[00:01:48]

Well I'm a marathon runner with just one leg[00:01:50]

I'm a fallopian tube with just one egg[00:01:55]

Oh I want another testi[00:01:59]

Do I have to beg[00:02:02]

I'll be half a man[00:02:03]

Yeah half a man oh[00:02:08]

Well I'm a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum[00:02:29]

And I'm a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb[00:02:34]

And I'm a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum[00:02:38]

I'm just half a man[00:02:43]

Yeah I'm half a man[00:02:47]