《Billy The Mountain》歌词

歌曲： Billy The Mountain

所属专辑：Playground Psychotics

歌手： Frank Zappa&The Mothers O

时长： 30:25

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Mountain[00:00:00]

Billy the mountain[00:00:00]

A regular picturesque[00:00:15]

Postcardy mountain[00:00:21]

Residing between lovely[00:00:26]

Rosamond and Gorman[00:00:31]

With his stunning wife Ethell[00:00:40]

A tree[00:00:44]

A tree[00:00:44]

Billy was a mountain[00:00:58]

Ethel was a tree[00:01:03]

Growing off of his shoulder[00:01:04]

Billy was a mountain[00:01:12]

Ethel was a tree[00:01:17]

Growing off of his shoulder[00:01:18]

Billy had two big[00:01:25]

Caves for eyes[00:01:27]

With a cliff for a jaw[00:01:28]

That would go up 'n down[00:01:30]

And whenever it did[00:01:32]

He'd puff out some dust[00:01:33]

And hack up a boulder[00:01:35]

Hack[00:01:35]

Hack up a boulder[00:01:35]

Hack hack[00:01:41]

Hack up a boulder[00:01:42]

Hack hack hack[00:01:42]

Hack up a boulder[00:01:47]

Now one day a man in a checkered suit drove up in a big[00:01:50]

Lincoln continental and he laid a huge[00:01:54]

Bulging envelope right at the corner of billy the mountain[00:02:01]

Right where his 'foot' was supposed to be[00:02:04]

Now billy the mountain he couldn't believe it[00:02:07]

All those postcards he'd posed for for over these years[00:02:10]

And finally now at last his royalties[00:02:14]

Billy the mountain was rich his eyeball caves widened in amazement[00:02:23]

His cliff[00:02:32]

Which was his jaw[00:02:33]

It dropped thirty feet[00:02:34]

Ooh a bunch of dust puffed out rocks and boulders hacked up[00:02:40]

Hack hack hack hack hack hack hack[00:02:49]

Crushing 'the Lincoln'[00:02:50]

Now the man in the checkered suit well[00:02:52]

Without his car he went screaming off into the desert at sunset[00:02:57]

All the way to Rosamond to get a beer and tell everybody there[00:03:09]

Including Ronnie Cook what had happened to his car[00:03:14]

I gave him the money[00:03:19]

He acted real funny[00:03:23]

He hocked up a rock and[00:03:26]

It totaled my car[00:03:29]

Oh do you[00:03:31]

Know any trucks[00:03:32]

Might be bound for the Valley[00:03:34]

I don't want to stand here[00:03:38]

All night in this bar[00:03:41]

Dear lord[00:03:44]

I don't want to stand here[00:03:44]

All night in this bar[00:03:48]

No s**t[00:03:50]

I don't want to stand here[00:03:51]

All night in this bar[00:03:54]

By two o'clock and the bars are already closed down[00:04:02]

Billy had already broken 'the big news' to Ethel[00:04:07]

With dust and boulders everywhere billy choked with excitement announced[00:04:13]

Ethel we're going on a vacation[00:04:23]

Yes and they were going on a vacation[00:04:33]

Oh and Ethel Ethel Ethel Ethel just like a woman[00:04:37]

Of course she was delighted she creaked a little bit[00:04:41]

And some old birds flew off of her[00:04:47]

Hey Mr Tambourine Man play a song[00:04:51]

Billy told Ethel they were going to[00:04:56]

They were going to New York[00:05:02]

Ethel we're going to[00:05:05]

New York[00:05:17]

But first they were gonna stop in Las Vegas[00:05:25]

It's off to Las Vegas[00:05:28]

To check out the lounges[00:05:33]

Pull a few handles[00:05:36]

Drink a few beers[00:05:39]

Oh Ethel[00:05:42]

Ethel my darling[00:05:43]

You know that I love you[00:05:45]

I'm glad we could have a[00:05:48]

Vacation this year[00:05:51]

Oh neet o[00:05:54]

Glad we could have a[00:05:55]

Vacation this year[00:05:58]

They left that night crunchin' across the mojave desert[00:06:06]

Their voices echoing through the canyons of your minds[00:06:12]

Ethel want to get a cuppa cawfee[00:06:18]

There's a Howard Johnsons want to eat some clams[00:06:32]

The first noteworthy piece of real estate they destroyed was Edwards Air Force Base[00:06:43]

And to this very day 'wing nuts' and data reduction clerks alike[00:06:49]

Speak in reverent whispers about that fateful night when[00:06:55]

Test stand number one and the rocket sled itself got LUNCHED[00:06:59]

By a famous mountain in and his small wooden wife[00:07:08]

Good bye to Las Vegas[00:07:18]

Farewell to the lounges[00:07:22]

We pulled a few handles[00:07:25]

We drank a few beers[00:07:28]

Guess that George Putnam[00:07:32]

Should be on the air now[00:07:34]

With the biggest new story[00:07:37]

That has broken this year[00:07:40]

George Putnam[00:07:43]

His biggest new story[00:07:44]

That has broken this year[00:07:46]

Take it away George[00:07:53]

Word just in to the KTTV news service undeniably links[00:07:55]

This mountain and his wife to d**g abuse[00:08:02]

And pay offs as part of a San Joaquin Valley smut ring[00:08:06]

However we can assure parents in the Southern California area[00:08:13]

That a recent narcotics crack down[00:08:17]

In Torrance Hawthorne Lomita[00:08:19]

Westchester Playa del Rey Santa Monica[00:08:20]

Tujunga Sunland San Fernando Pacoima Sylmar[00:08:21]

Newhall Canoga Park[00:08:22]

Palmdale Glendale Irwindale[00:08:24]

Rolling Hills Granada Hills Shadow Hills Cheviot Hills[00:08:25]

Will provide the secret evidence[00:08:27]

The Palmdale grand jury has needed to seek a criminal indictment[00:08:29]

And pave the way for stiffer legislation increased federal aid[00:08:35]

And avert a crippling strike of bartenders and veterinarians throughout the inland empire[00:08:42]

But it is this reporter's opinion that Ethel is a former Communist[00:08:53]

Within the week Jerry Lewis had hosted a telethon[00:09:01]

Wah wah wah nice lady[00:09:04]

To raise funds for the injured[00:09:07]

Injured[00:09:09]

And homeless[00:09:10]

Homeless[00:09:12]

In Denver[00:09:14]

As Billy had just levelled it and a few miles right outside of town[00:09:21]

Billy caused a 'Oh Mein Papa' in the earth's crust[00:09:26]

Right over the secret underground dumps where they keep the pools of old poison gas[00:09:33]

And obsolete germ bombs just as a freak tornado cruised through[00:09:42]

Sucking up two thirds of it[00:10:12]

Suck suck suck[00:10:17]

For untimely dispersal over vast stretches of WATTS[00:10:17]

Now it was about this time I think it was right outside of Columbus Ohio that billy got his notice to report for his induction physical[00:10:27]

Now believe me Ethel said she wasn't gonna let him go[00:10:38]

I'm not gonna let you go billy[00:10:41]

And george putnam the right wing creepo fascist pig newscaster from los angeles said[00:10:44]

Take it away george putnam[00:10:50]

The right wing fascist radical creepo pig newscaster from los angeles[00:10:51]

We now have confirmed reports from an informed orange county minister[00:10:57]

That ethell is still an active communist[00:11:02]

And it's this reporter's opinion that she also practices witch craft[00:11:08]

It was about this time that the telephone rang in the secret briefcase[00:11:19]

Belonging to the one mortal man[00:11:25]

Who might be able to stop all of this senseless destruction and save 'america herself'[00:11:27]

Now some men say he looked like[00:11:35]

He looked like[00:11:37]

Felix Pappalardi[00:11:37]

Felix Pappalardi[00:11:39]

Still others say[00:11:41]

Others say[00:11:43]

Bulls**t man[00:11:43]

Bulls**t man[00:11:43]

He was just born[00:11:44]

He was born[00:11:45]

Next to the frozen beef pies at Gristede's[00:11:46]

Frozen beef pies[00:11:47]

Still others say[00:11:50]

Others say he was just another[00:11:51]

Again he was just a crazy Italian[00:11:52]

Crazy Italian[00:11:54]

Who drove a red car[00:11:56]

You see it was hard to tell[00:11:57]

But nobody knows[00:11:59]

Nobody knew for sure[00:11:59]

For sure[00:12:00]

He was so[00:12:01]

So[00:12:01]

Mysterious[00:12:02]

Mysterious[00:12:03]

Oh yes he was[00:12:04]

He was so[00:12:06]

He was so he was so[00:12:08]

Mysterious[00:12:10]

He was so[00:12:15]

Mysterious[00:12:18]

Cause when a person gets to be[00:12:26]

Such a hero folks[00:12:28]

And marvelous beyond compute[00:12:30]

You can never really tell[00:12:34]

About a guy like that[00:12:35]

Whether he's really a nice person[00:12:37]

Or if he just smiles a lot[00:12:39]

What[00:12:41]

Or if he has a son named 'pinocchio'[00:12:41]

Or what[00:12:46]

Whether he's really a nice person or if he has a son named 'pinocchio' or what[00:12:48]

Some men say he could fly[00:12:55]

Some men say he could swim[00:12:56]

Others say he could sing[00:12:58]

Like neil sedaka[00:12:59]

And all the girls in flushing[00:13:00]

Would be amazed of him[00:13:01]

Two three[00:13:03]

Amazed of him[00:13:05]

Time passes[00:13:10]

January February March July[00:13:15]

Wednesday[00:13:21]

August[00:13:21]

Irwindale[00:13:22]

2:30 in the afternoon[00:13:23]

Sunday Monday[00:13:24]

Funny Cars[00:13:24]

Walnut[00:13:26]

Friday[00:13:26]

City of Industry[00:13:26]

Big John Mazamanian[00:13:27]

So when the phone rang[00:13:37]

In the secret briefcase[00:13:40]

Thank you[00:13:43]

A strong masculine hand[00:13:44]

With a wristwatch[00:13:47]

And flexy bracelet[00:13:48]

Grabbed it[00:13:52]

And answered[00:13:54]

In a deep calmly assured voice：[00:13:57]

Yes this is he what a mountain with a tree growing off of its shoulder[00:14:02]

You're fulla s**t man what what uh are are you sure[00:14:13]

Oh well alright let me write this down then sorta take a few notes here to new york[00:14:18]

Causing untold destruction[00:14:28]

My baby my baby my baby my baby oh[00:14:33]

My baby my baby my baby my baby[00:14:34]

My baby my baby[00:14:35]

My baby my baby my baby[00:14:36]

My baby my baby[00:14:43]

My baby my baby my baby[00:14:44]

Wanted for draft evasion[00:14:48]

Can I can I fly there immediately and reason with him[00:14:54]

An expense account and per diem too[00:15:00]

Some men say he could dance[00:15:08]

Yes he could dance[00:15:13]

And here it is ladies and gentlemen[00:15:15]

The studebaker hoch dancing lesson &cosmic prayer for guidance featuring aynsley dunbar[00:15:18]

Twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly hey[00:15:26]

Right hand from the heart uh[00:15:33]

Professional[00:15:35]

Left hand from the heart uh[00:15:36]

Exquisite[00:15:38]

Right hand from the heart uh[00:15:40]

Homunculus[00:15:42]

Left hand from the left shoulder[00:15:43]

To the heart uh[00:15:46]

Twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly hey[00:15:48]

There were a number of rumors circulating about studebaker hoch recently[00:15:55]

Consider if you will the rumors that have spread that he could write[00:16:02]

The lord's prayer on the head of a pin[00:16:07]

Some men say he could write the lord's prayer[00:16:11]

On the head of a[00:16:16]

Head of a[00:16:22]

Head of a pin[00:16:25]

Three dog night[00:16:27]

Yeah[00:16:39]

Other still maintain the fact[00:16:48]

Good god[00:17:00]

He was born next to the frozen beef pies[00:17:06]

And that was the main influence on him[00:17:15]

Boldly springing into action he phoned his wife[00:17:28]

Who ran a modeling school[00:17:32]

Whereupon she he ran around the back of 'gimbel's'[00:17:34]

To see if he could find some big un used cardboard boxes[00:17:40]

After which he hit up gristede's for some 'kaiser broiler foil'[00:17:46]

Some 'aunt jemima syrup' and a pair of blunt scissors hey hey[00:17:52]

Yes and in the parking lot across the street from the[00:17:58]

One fifth avenue hotel[00:18:01]

In between a pair of customized trucks where nobody was looking[00:18:03]

He cut out a pair of really really nice wings and he covered 'em thoroughly with foil[00:18:07]

Thoroughly with foil thoroughly with foil[00:18:14]

Thoroughly with foil[00:18:20]

Thorougly with foil[00:18:21]

Thoroughly with foil[00:18:26]

Thoroughly with with foil[00:18:36]

Then he took those 'wings'[00:18:46]

And wedged one under each of his powerful arms and sneaked into a telephone booth[00:18:48]

He closed the door and he pulled down his gray denim bus driver type pants[00:19:00]

And he spread even amounts of aunt jemima syrup all over the inside of his legs[00:19:07]

Right underneath his boxer pretty shorts ha ha ha[00:19:11]

Soon the booth was filling with flies[00:19:18]

Help me help me help me[00:19:21]

He held open the legs of his boxer shorts so they could all get in[00:19:25]

Yes and when each and every one of those little[00:19:30]

Each and every one of those little cocksuckin' flies had gone into his boxer shorts[00:19:34]

And was lapping up all that good aunt jemima syrup[00:19:37]

He bent over and he put his head between his legs[00:19:40]

And he said to those little flies in a clear impressive voice[00:19:44]

New york[00:19:54]

And the booth and everything lifted up out of the parking lot and into the sky[00:19:55]

Studebaker[00:20:08]

Yeah yeah[00:20:09]

Studebaker[00:20:11]

Studebaker[00:20:12]

Studebaker[00:20:13]

Yeah yeah[00:20:14]

Studebaker[00:20:16]

Studebaker[00:20:17]

He's coating his legs[00:20:18]

With aunt jemima syrup up and down[00:20:19]

His shorts'll be filled with flies[00:20:25]

That will be buzzing all around[00:20:28]

Help me help me help me[00:20:31]

Stoodlabaker hoch[00:20:34]

He's really outa sight[00:20:35]

Stoodlabaker hoch[00:20:36]

He does it every night[00:20:37]

Stoodlabaker hoch[00:20:39]

He treats the flies all right[00:20:40]

Stoodla baker hoch[00:20:41]

That's why they never bite hey[00:20:42]

Please to new york[00:20:46]

Fly to new york[00:20:47]

He could be a dog[00:20:51]

Or a frog[00:20:55]

Or a lesbian queen[00:20:56]

Fly to new york[00:21:00]

He could be a nark[00:21:03]

Or a lady marine[00:21:05]

Or he might play dirty[00:21:09]

He's over thirty[00:21:12]

Getting old say I don't know[00:21:15]

His peculiar attire[00:21:24]

And the flies he require[00:21:27]

Keep leading him on[00:21:30]

Cause ethell is gone[00:21:34]

And the mountain she's on[00:21:39]

Please to new york[00:22:24]

Fly to new york[00:25:51]

Fly to new york[00:25:51]

I don't know[00:26:10]

His peculiar attire[00:26:16]

And the flies he require[00:26:18]

Keep leading him on[00:26:21]

Cause ethell is gone[00:26:26]

They keep leading him on[00:26:30]

Cause ethell is gone[00:26:36]

And the mountain she's on[00:26:40]

We join studebaker hoch standing on the edge of billy the mountain's mouth[00:26:47]

Billy I've come to reason with you[00:26:53]

Our great country needs you in the armed forces[00:26:57]

Why it's all fair and square the lottery you know your number came up[00:27:03]

You can't go on running like this forever[00:27:10]

Ethell shook her twigs angrily but studebaker hoch un ferturbed continued[00:27:13]

Listen you[00:27:22]

Cough cough[00:27:23]

Listen you communist son of a b***h[00:27:24]

You better get your a*s down there for your f**kin' physical[00:27:27]

Or I'll see to it that you get used for fill dirt[00:27:31]

In some impending new jersey marsh reclamation[00:27:35]

And your girl friend here will wind up disguised as a series of brooms[00:27:39]

Primitive ironing boards[00:27:44]

Or a dog house[00:27:46]

Get the[00:27:48]

Cough cough[00:27:49]

Get the picture[00:27:50]

Billy just laughed[00:27:51]

Ho ho ho if they think they're gonna draft me they're crazy[00:27:56]

Now you'd remember that studebaker hoch was standing on the edge of billy's mouth[00:28:02]

So that when he laughed he lost his balance and unfortunately fell[00:28:06]

Screaming two hundred feet into the rubble below[00:28:11]

That was only one hundred feet you carnaby cutie[00:28:26]

Let's hear another set[00:28:28]

Which only goes to prove[00:28:39]

A mountain is something[00:28:45]

You don't want to f**k with[00:28:49]

You don't want to f**k with[00:28:52]

Don't f**k around[00:28:56]

Don't f**k around[00:28:57]

Don't f**k with billy[00:28:59]

And don't f**k with ethell[00:29:01]

You saw what just happened[00:29:04]

To the guy with the flies[00:29:07]

With[00:29:40]

Biddilly biddilly[00:29:47]

Biddilly biddilly biddilly[00:29:47]

Biddilly[00:29:49]

The[00:29:50]

Mountin[00:29:53]

Biddilly[00:29:53]

The[00:29:56]

Mountin[00:30:12]

Thank you for coming to our concert[00:30:12]

Good night[00:30:13]