所属专辑:The Wack Album (Explicit)
时长: 03:04
Ladies and Gentleman the mayor of New York [00:00:00]
Good morning [00:00:03]
It's been brought to my attention that many rap artists[00:00:04]
Claim that they run New York [00:00:06]
But this is not the case [00:00:08]
In fact I wrote my own song about what it's really like [00:00:10]
Please excuse the profanity in advance [00:00:14]
Hit it [00:00:15]
I run New York [00:00:17]
New York big city of dreams[00:00:19]
And you know that I run this town[00:00:21]
King of the streets dressed in concrete[00:00:24]
Skyscrapers on my crown[00:00:26]
So if you want this Big Apple[00:00:30]
Come try to take a bite [00:00:33]
Cause I run this motherf**king city[00:00:36]
And I won't give it up without a fight [00:00:38]
Yo I run New York[00:00:41]
It's a pain in the a**[00:00:43]
The city's crowded as f**k[00:00:45]
And it's covered in trash[00:00:46]
And the sanitation chief just shoveled sh*t in my face[00:00:48]
Another transit strike aw f**king great [00:00:50]
I can't wait to have another meeting with the labor union[00:00:54]
So that Mark can bend me over and then shove their f**king shoe in[00:00:57]
But I do it so you can sip your pumpkin lattes[00:01:00]
I literally run New York and it's exhausting [00:01:03]
I run New York[00:01:06]
It's a f**king headache[00:01:07]
It really wears you down[00:01:09]
In this lake of bureaucratic bullshit[00:01:11]
It's a miracle I don't drown [00:01:13]
I don't literally run New York[00:01:17]
I run the marathon[00:01:19]
Plus I organize it[00:01:21]
So I double run the marathon[00:01:22]
But no one seems to give a f**k that I'm a paragon[00:01:23]
Instead they photoshop me so it's looking like I wear a thong[00:01:26]
So they laugh at it in my own office when I'm gone[00:01:29]
Went to the Nick's game and they booed me on the Jumbo Tron[00:01:33]
Excuse me for trying to help you[00:01:36]
They won't be satisfied till I'm locked up in Belleview[00:01:38]
I guess they don't tell you this job sucks dick [00:01:41]
I run New York and it feels like sh*t [00:01:44]
The chief of Police is a major bully[00:01:47]
He laughs at my ideas[00:01:50]
He made fun of my tie last week[00:01:53]
And I had to fight back tears [00:01:56]
Now on the surface it probably looks like I should quit[00:01:59]
Cause I spend every day getting punched in the dick[00:02:01]
But at night I travel down into the subway[00:02:04]
Wearing chain mail locked and loaded for gun play[00:02:08]
And battle the gigantic fire breathing mutant rats[00:02:11]
If I f**king quit who the f**k would do that [00:02:14]
I'll give you a hint the answer is no one[00:02:17]
That's why I'm in the sewer dressed up like a show gun[00:02:20]
Cause I'm the equinox[00:02:23]
I helped James Springs[00:02:24]
Releasing hounds reef in the blood of kings[00:02:26]
And no one even knows they just think I'm a dork[00:02:29]
But I still kill those f**king dogs cause I run New York [00:02:31]
I run New York[00:02:35]
It's a shitty gig[00:02:36]
No overtime in my pay[00:02:37]
I asked the city for a f**king bonus[00:02:40]
And they said no f**king way [00:02:43]
So rotten is this big apple[00:02:46]
It's crawling with worms inside[00:02:49]
But I run this motherf**king sh*t hole city and it makes me want to die [00:02:52]
I run New York [00:02:59]
Thank you[00:03:01]