所属专辑:X-M@$
歌手: Corey Taylor
时长: 02:33
X-M@$ - Corey Taylor[00:00:00]
There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree[00:00:13]
Gussied up with candy canes and balls[00:00:18]
Those carolers have kept me up for hours[00:00:21]
It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls[00:00:25]
Now I'm no wiccan commie or nothing[00:00:29]
But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand[00:00:33]
It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools[00:00:36]
But it'll surely make a fool out of every man[00:00:40]
HA If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas[00:00:44]
You know where to stick those jingle bells[00:00:49]
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah[00:00:52]
And all you motherf**kers go to hell[00:00:56]
If I ain't cockeyed then it Kwanzaa[00:01:00]
Joy to the world and jack and coke[00:01:04]
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas[00:01:08]
Cause I never anything but broke[00:01:11]
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse[00:01:17]
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles[00:01:21]
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit[00:01:25]
And those colored lights are f**king infantile[00:01:28]
I think we collectively as the people[00:01:32]
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise[00:01:36]
And tell the world:Let's buy some piece and quiet for a change[00:01:40]
Before we spend it all on f**king toys[00:01:44]
HA So if I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas[00:01:47]
You know where to stick those jingle bells[00:01:52]
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah[00:01:56]
Fa la la la la go f**k yourself[00:01:59]
If I ain't cockeyed it ain't Kwanzaa[00:02:03]
Joy to the world of getting stoned[00:02:07]
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas[00:02:11]
So leave this god damn scrooge the f**k alone[00:02:15]
HA MERRY F**KING CHRISTMAS[00:02:18]