《Fruitcakes(Album Version)》歌词

歌曲： Fruitcakes(Album Version)

所属专辑：Fruitcakes

歌手： Jimmy Buffett

时长： 07:39

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You know I was talking to my friend Desdemona the other day she[00:00:00]

Runs this space station and bake shop down near boomtown she told[00:00:17]

Me that human beings are flawed individuals the cosmic bakers[00:00:22]

Took us out of the oven a little too early and that's the[00:00:27]

Reason we're as crazy as we are and I believe it[00:00:30]

Take for example when you go to the movies these days you know they try to sell you this jumbo drink 8 extra ounces of watered down cherry coke for an extra 25 cents I don't want it I don't want that much organziation in my life I don't want other people thinking for me I want my Junior Mints Where did the Junior Mints go in the movies I don't want a 12 lb Nestle's crunch for 25 dollars I want Junior Mints We need more fruitcakes in this world and less bakers[00:00:34]

We need people that care I'm mad as hell And I don't want to[00:01:09]

Take it anymore[00:01:15]

Fruitcakes in the kitchen[00:01:25]

Fruitcakes on the street[00:01:28]

Struttin' naked through the crosswalk[00:01:30]

In the middle of the week[00:01:33]

Half baked cookies in the oven[00:01:36]

Half baked people on the bus[00:01:39]

There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us[00:01:41]

Paradise lost and found[00:01:49]

Paradise take a look around[00:01:52]

I was out in California where I hear they have it all[00:01:54]

They got riots fires mud slides[00:02:00]

They've got sushi in the mall[00:02:03]

Water bars brontasaurs chinese modern lust[00:02:07]

Shake and bake life with the quake[00:02:12]

The secret's in the crust[00:02:15]

Fruitcakes in the kitchen[00:02:19]

Fruitcakes on the street[00:02:22]

Struttin' naked through the crosswalk[00:02:24]

In the middle of the week[00:02:27]

Half baked cookies in the oven[00:02:30]

Half baked people on the bus[00:02:33]

There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us[00:02:36]

Speakin' of fruitcakes how 'bout the government[00:02:43]

Your tax dollars at work[00:02:45]

We lost our Martian rocket ship[00:02:48]

The high paid spokesman said[00:02:51]

Looks like that silly rocket ship[00:02:54]

Has lost its cone shaped head[00:02:57]

We spent 90 jillion dollars trying to get a look at Mars[00:03:00]

I hear universal laughter ringing out among the stars[00:03:06]

Fruitcakes in the galaxy[00:03:13]

Fuitcakes on the earth[00:03:16]

Struttin' naked towards eternity[00:03:18]

We've been that way since birth[00:03:21]

Half baked cookies in the oven[00:03:24]

Half baked people on the bus[00:03:27]

There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us[00:03:30]

Religion Religion Oh there's a thin line between Saturday[00:03:36]

Night and Sunday morning here we go now[00:03:42]

Alright alter boys[00:03:47]

Mea Culpa Mea Culpa Mea Maxima Culpa[00:03:48]

Mea Culpa Mea Culpa Mea Maxima Culpa[00:03:51]

Where's the church who took the steeple[00:03:54]

Religion is in the hands of some crazy a*s people[00:03:57]

Television preachers with bad hair and dimples[00:04:01]

The god's honest truth is it's not that simple[00:04:03]

It's the Buddhist in you it's the Pagan in me[00:04:06]

It's the Muslim in him she's Catholic ain't she[00:04:09]

It's the born again look its the WASP and the Jew[00:04:12]

Tell me what's goin on I ain't gotta clue[00:04:15]

All want 'em what do we do with 'em[00:04:46]

Here we go I'll tell ya[00:04:51]

She said you gotta do your fair share[00:04:54]

Now cough up half the rent[00:04:57]

I treat my body like a temple[00:05:00]

You treat yours like a tent[00:05:03]

But the right word at the right time[00:05:06]

May get me a little hug[00:05:09]

That's the difference between lightning[00:05:12]

And a harmless lightnin' bug[00:05:15]

Fruitcakes in the kitchen[00:05:19]

Fruitcakes on the street[00:05:22]

Struttin' naked through the crosswalk[00:05:24]

In the middle of the week[00:05:27]

Half baked cookies in the oven[00:05:30]

Half baked people on the bus[00:05:33]

There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us[00:05:36]

The future Captain's log stardate two thousand and something[00:05:43]

We're seven years from the millenium[00:05:48]

That's a science fiction fact[00:05:51]

Stanley Kubrick and his buddy HAL[00:05:54]

Now don't look that abstract[00:05:57]

So I'll put on my Bob Marley tape[00:06:00]

And practice what I preach[00:06:03]

Get Jah lost in the reggae mon[00:06:06]

As I walk along the beach[00:06:09]

Stay in touch with my insanity really is the only way[00:06:12]

Its a jungle out there kiddies[00:06:18]

Have a very fruitful day[00:06:21]

Hey[00:06:24]

Fruitcakes in the kitchen[00:06:25]

Fruitcakes on the street[00:06:28]

Struttin' naked through the crosswalk[00:06:30]

In the middle of the week[00:06:33]

Half baked cookies in the oven[00:06:36]

Half baked people on the bus[00:06:39]

There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us[00:06:42]

That's right you too Yeah those crumbs are spread all around[00:06:47]

This uni've seen fruitcakes I saw this guy in santa[00:06:53]

Monica rollerskate naked through the crosswalk Down in New[00:06:56]

Orleans in the French market there are fruitcakes like you cannot[00:06:59]

Believe new york forget it fruitcake city down island we've got[00:07:02]

Fruitcakes spread them crumbs around that's right we want[00:07:09]

'Em around keep bakin' baby keep bakin'[00:07:13]