《Dodgin’ the Draft》歌词

歌曲： Dodgin’ the Draft

所属专辑：Allan Sherman Live! (Hoping You Are The Same)

歌手： Allan Sherman

时长： 02:15

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Dodgin' the Draft - Allan Sherman[00:00:00]

First you tell your draft board[00:00:07]

You're hooked on d**e [00:00:09]

You don't need the army[00:00:11]

Cause you've seen Bob Hope [00:00:12]

Walk around the floor kinda nice and loose [00:00:15]

Tell them your fiancee's name is Bruce [00:00:18]

When they ask about your schooling [00:00:21]

Then you say[00:00:24]

That you studied under Cassius Clay [00:00:25]

Then put some lipstick on[00:00:28]

When you're photographed [00:00:30]

And that's what I call dodging the draft [00:00:32]

Then you show the captain a note from mom [00:00:40]

Stand there while he reads it and suck your thumb [00:00:43]

When he takes your family history [00:00:47]

State with pride [00:00:49]

Benedict Arnold was on my father's side [00:00:51]

He'll hand you an IQ test [00:00:54]

Just look at it with gloom [00:00:56]

Then fold it like an airplane[00:00:58]

And sail it across the room [00:01:00]

If they believe you don't know[00:01:01]

Your fore from your aft [00:01:03]

That's what I call[00:01:05]

Shirking your military responsibility [00:01:07]

Clump around the floor like your feet are flat [00:01:13]

When they ask about your hearing [00:01:16]

Just say how's that [00:01:18]

If the sergeant wants a cigarette [00:01:20]

Treat him right [00:01:22]

Set fire to your draft card [00:01:24]

And offer him a light [00:01:25]

When you see the eyechart [00:01:27]

Don't worry at all [00:01:29]

Say I'll be glad to read it [00:01:31]

Just point me at the wall [00:01:33]

And if the draft board acts in the usual way [00:01:34]

You'll be what I call one A[00:01:38]