所属专辑:Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West) [With Bonus Tracks]
歌手: Benny Hill
时长: 03:38
Now it was just ten years ago when I was seventeen [00:00:06]
I came to the city searching for a dream [00:00:13]
Now I wandered down into Soho [00:00:18]
They said it was always done [00:00:22]
At three o'clock in the morning in search of innocent fun [00:00:25]
But I wish I heeded the warning I got from my ma and pa [00:00:31]
They said son keep away from the girls at the Suzy bar [00:00:37]
Now the ladies inside they play all kinds of games [00:00:44]
Said the girl at the door with pride [00:00:47]
I thought she meant games like tiddly winks [00:00:50]
So I ventured on inside [00:00:54]
She said some of them are naughty girls [00:00:57]
And ooh that started me thinking [00:01:00]
I might catch one of them having a tiddle [00:01:03]
When she ought to be winking [00:01:07]
But I wish I heeded the warning I got from my ma and pa [00:01:09]
They said son keep away from the girls at the Suzy bar [00:01:16]
Now Suzy she came and she sat next to me [00:01:22]
Her complexion was just like a rose [00:01:25]
But I couldn't help noticing a little mark [00:01:29]
Across the bridge of her nose [00:01:32]
She said that mark that you're staring at [00:01:35]
Why it was caused through glasses my dear [00:01:38]
I said why don't you use contact lenses [00:01:41]
She said they don't hold enough beer [00:01:45]
Oh I wish I heeded the warning I got from my ma and pa [00:01:48]
They said son keep away from the girls at the Suzy bar [00:01:54]
Now Suzy she took me upstairs to her room [00:02:01]
And she handed me the key [00:02:05]
She said this room's to be let as it stands with all that you can see [00:02:07]
And are you to be let with the room said I in a most ambiguous tone [00:02:14]
She said I am not to be let with the room [00:02:20]
I'm to be let alone [00:02:24]
Oh I wish I heeded the warning I got from my ma and pa [00:02:26]
They said son keep away from the girls at the Suzy bar [00:02:33]
Oh that was oh so many years ago [00:02:40]
Now Suzy she is my wife [00:02:43]
And I've often said that the day that we wed [00:02:46]
Was the happiest day of my life [00:02:49]
Why I gave the preacher a five pound note [00:02:52]
He looked at me kinda strange [00:02:56]
And then he saw my Suzy [00:02:59]
And he gave me four pound change [00:03:02]
But I'm glad I ignored the warning I got from my ma and pa [00:03:05]
Cause now I live a life of ease I smoke a big cigar [00:03:12]
I ride in a big fast car I live just like a Tsar [00:03:19]
On champagne and caviar [00:03:25]
And those beautiful wonderful girls of the suzy bar [00:03:28]