《Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday》歌词

歌曲： Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

所属专辑：Brad Paisley Christmas

歌手： Brad Paisley&The Kung Pao

时长： 05:13

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Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday - Brad Paisley (布拉德·帕斯利)[00:00:00]

And now the grand old opera theater proudly presents[00:00:00]

A special holiday edition of the adventures of the kung pao buckaroos[00:00:03]

Well it's a kung pao buckaroo holiday[00:00:27]

Whatever you do watch what you say[00:00:32]

If you're easily offended well that's okay[00:00:36]

It's a completely non offensive and politically correct holiday[00:00:45]

We catch up with our three cowboys one cold[00:00:55]

December night huddled around the camp fire[00:00:57]

How about we sing some holiday songs[00:01:02]

Yeah hey george you wanna lead us off[00:01:05]

Yeah I got one[00:01:08]

Oh chri biip mas tree oh chri biip mas tree how lovely are thou branched[00:01:10]

Why am I getting blipped again[00:01:19]

Haven't you heard guys you can't say chri biip mas you gotta say holiday[00:01:21]

I can't say chri biip mas[00:01:24]

No you might offend somebody[00:01:26]

Who is offended by chri biip mas[00:01:28]

You know you might offend the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists[00:01:31]

What[00:01:35]

Time to politically correct[00:01:35]

I'll lead this off[00:01:37]

On the first day of chri biip mas my true love said to me[00:01:41]

Jimmy are you listening[00:01:47]

What[00:01:48]

You can't say chri biip mas[00:01:49]

Why not[00:01:50]

You can say biiiip on the last record[00:01:51]

Why can't I say chri biip mas[00:01:54]

I didn't make the rules[00:01:56]

Hey listen guys it's not that difficult[00:01:57]

All you gotta do is change chri biip mas to holiday[00:02:00]

You know instead of saying white chri biip mas you say[00:02:04]

I'm dreaming of a whi biiip holiday[00:02:07]

Why did I get blipped[00:02:09]

You've got to say caucasian[00:02:10]

So I have to sing I'm dreaming of a caucasian holiday[00:02:13]

Sure that won't offend anybody[00:02:17]

Well it's a kung pao buckaroo holiday[00:02:18]

Whatever you do watch what you say[00:02:23]

If you're easily offended well that's okay[00:02:28]

Why do these people have to feel that way[00:02:32]

How come they get offended so easily[00:02:34]

It's a completely non offensive and politically correct holiday[00:02:36]

I'm just trying to come up with a song here[00:02:42]

Let's sing one together everybody ready george[00:02:46]

Ready[00:02:49]

Bill your ready[00:02:50]

I'm ready[00:02:51]

Jimmy jimmy jimmy[00:02:52]

Okay[00:02:56]

We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we've traveled real far[00:02:59]

Sorry boys you have to say asia now[00:03:08]

What[00:03:10]

Oh come on just try[00:03:11]

We three kings of asia are[00:03:16]

That sounds like horse biiiip[00:03:20]

Oh lord okay how about little drummer boy[00:03:21]

Nope that offends short people[00:03:25]

And you can't say drummer cause that will offend real musicians[00:03:27]

How about little town of meddle hell[00:03:30]

What's this with all the short jokes[00:03:33]

Hey how about we do silent night[00:03:35]

No it'll offend people who's hard to hear and afraid of the dark[00:03:37]

What did he say about a shark[00:03:42]

Shark[00:03:43]

This happens every year[00:03:43]

Well it's a kung pao buckaroo holiday[00:03:45]

Whatever you do watch what you say[00:03:50]

If you're easily offended well that's okay[00:03:55]

It's a completely non offensive and politically correct holiday[00:04:02]

Hohoho[00:04:09]

No[00:04:10]

I can't say ho[00:04:11]

No you might offend some women[00:04:12]

So basically we can't sing anything[00:04:14]

I think that a bunch of bull biiiip[00:04:17]

Softer george it's more effective[00:04:20]

I think that a bunch of bull biiiip[00:04:23]

You now what I don't care who we offend[00:04:28]

I'm gonna sing chri biip mas carols if I wanna sing chri biip mas carols[00:04:32]

Louder man it's more effective[00:04:36]

I don't care who we offend[00:04:38]

I'm gonna sing chri biip mas carols if I wanna sing chri biip mas carols[00:04:40]

Me too[00:04:43]

We wish you a merry chri biip mas[00:04:45]

We wish you a merry chri biip mas[00:04:48]

We wish you a merry chri biip mas and a happy ne biip year[00:04:50]

We can't say new it'll offend the old folks[00:05:01]

And you never wanna offend them[00:05:05]