《Ringtone》歌词

歌曲： Ringtone

所属专辑：Alpocalypse

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 03:24

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Once not very long ago I was respected[00:00:00]

I was popular popular ooh[00:00:05]

But now I hang my head in shame ahh ooh[00:00:08]

My life is filled with such regret[00:00:15]

A bad mistake I can't forget[00:00:19]

And now I'll never be the same[00:00:22]

Ringtone[00:00:40]

Why did I buy this stupid ringtone [00:00:42]

I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all[00:00:45]

What was I thinking [00:00:48]

My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call[00:00:50]

Well everybody everybody[00:00:58]

Everybody everybody[00:01:01]

Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone[00:01:04]

When my phone goes off at work[00:01:11]

I look like the biggest jerk[00:01:12]

Total strangers wanna slap me around[00:01:14]

When it's ringin' on the terrace[00:01:17]

My neighbors get embarrassed[00:01:18]

They're beggin' me to move outta town[00:01:20]

Well it made my wife so sick[00:01:23]

She smashed my iPhone with a brick[00:01:24]

But I had it fixed and now it's just fine[00:01:26]

It's a pain I sure don't need it[00:01:29]

And I probably should delete it[00:01:31]

But for me that would be crossin' the line[00:01:32]

'Cause I hate to waste a buck ninety nine[00:01:35]

Hey I paid good money for this[00:01:39]

Ringtone[00:01:41]

Why did I buy this stupid ringtone [00:01:42]

I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all[00:01:45]

Really what was I thinking [00:01:49]

My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call[00:01:51]

Well everybody everybody[00:01:59]

Everybody everybody[00:02:02]

Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone[00:02:05]

Ringtone[00:02:27]

Chinese factory workers they hate my ringtone[00:02:36]

Muslim women in burqas really hate my ringtone[00:02:39]

Starvin' kids in Angola they hate my ringtone[00:02:42]

Even folks with Ebola just hate my ringtone[00:02:45]

All the nuns and nannies all the welfare mothers[00:02:48]

All the Pakistanis all the Wayans brothers[00:02:51]

Everyone on the land everyone on the sea[00:02:54]

Every single person everywhere unanimously[00:02:57]

Everybody everybody[00:03:01]

Everybody everybody[00:03:04]

Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my[00:03:07]

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Ringtone - Weird Al Yankovic[00:03:19]