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Generic Blues - Weird Al Yankovic[00:00:00]
Written by:Weird Al Yankovic[00:00:01]
I woke up this morning[00:00:35]
Then I went back to bed[00:00:39]
Said I woke up this morning[00:00:45]
Then I went right back to bed[00:00:49]
Got a funny kind of feelin' like[00:00:56]
I got broken glass in my underwear[00:00:59]
And a herd of wild pigs is[00:01:01]
Trying to chew off my head[00:01:03]
You know what I'm sayin'[00:01:05]
Well I ain't got not money[00:01:07]
I'm just walkin' down the road[00:01:11]
Said I ain't got no money honey[00:01:18]
So I'm just walking down[00:01:22]
This lonely old road[00:01:24]
Well I wish I could get me some money[00:01:29]
But I forgot my automated teller code[00:01:32]
I was born in a paper[00:01:41]
Sack in the bottom of a sewer[00:01:43]
I had to eat dirt clods[00:01:46]
For breakfast my family was so poor[00:01:47]
My daddy was a waitress[00:01:52]
My mama sold bathroom tiles[00:01:54]
My brothers and sisters[00:01:57]
All hated me 'cause I was an only child[00:01:59]
I got the blues so bad woo[00:02:02]
Kinda wish I was dead[00:02:07]
Maybe I'll blow my brains out mama[00:02:13]
Or maybe I'll yeah maybe[00:02:18]
I'll just go bowlin' instead[00:02:20]
I'm just a no good scum[00:02:24]
Sucking nose picking boot[00:02:26]
Licking sniveling groveling[00:02:28]
Worthless hunk of slime[00:02:29]
Nothing but a low down beer[00:02:36]
Bellied bone headed pigeon[00:02:37]
Toed turkey necked weasle[00:02:39]
Faced worthless hunk of slime[00:02:40]
I guess I get a pretty low self image[00:02:46]
Maybe it's a chemical[00:02:50]
Imbalance or something I[00:02:51]
I should probably go[00:02:53]
And see a doctor about it[00:02:54]
When I've got the time[00:02:55]
Make it talk[00:02:57]
Aw make it talk son make it talk[00:03:05]
Ok now make it shut up[00:03:25]
Plagues and famine[00:03:32]
And pestilence always seem to get me down[00:03:33]
I always feel so miserable[00:03:37]
Whenever I'm around[00:03:40]
I wish somebody[00:03:43]
Would come along stick[00:03:44]
A pitchfork through my brain[00:03:46]
I'd flush myself right[00:03:48]
Down the toilet but I'd[00:03:50]
Just clog up the drain[00:03:51]
I got the blues so bad[00:03:53]
Woo[00:03:57]
Kinda wish I was dead[00:03:59]
Maybe I'll blow my brains out mama[00:04:04]
Or maybe I'll go bowling[00:04:08]
Or I just might go bowling[00:04:11]
Maybe I'll just rent[00:04:14]
Some shoes and go bowling[00:04:14]
Maybe I'll join a league[00:04:16]
Enter a tournament put[00:04:17]
On a stupid looking[00:04:18]
Shirt and go bowling instead[00:04:19]
Yeah[00:04:27]