《栾蒲包与丰泽园040集》歌词

歌曲： 栾蒲包与丰泽园040集

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书接上文[00:00:01]

张作霖要举行宴会[00:00:04]

这事儿[00:00:09]

史新丰楼上上下下的人都头疼[00:00:10]

J 主不好伺候[00:00:15]

说到这儿[00:00:18]

咱得说两句[00:00:19]

开饭馆那么容易[00:00:20]

酒饭茶肆最难开[00:00:22]

哎[00:00:26]

你别看深入大众谁都得吃饭[00:00:27]

特别是饭馆这行[00:00:29]

因为什么呢[00:00:32]

什么人都有司[00:00:33]

官两面的[00:00:35]

黑白两道的[00:00:36]

有正人君子[00:00:38]

也有外贸淘气儿[00:00:40]

这玩意儿伺候[00:00:41]

你知道说哪句话把人得罪你知哪样菜不得为仁把桌子周了[00:00:43]

所以这行又叫琴行[00:00:50]

又叫显行[00:00:52]

不好干[00:00:54]

你妈说[00:00:56]

那旧社会的军阀时代[00:00:56]

就是新社会就饭馆儿[00:00:59]

里头也免不了也有歪毛淘气儿[00:01:02]

不管偷他爹偷[00:01:06]

弄俩钱儿[00:01:08]

在这儿装绅士[00:01:09]

摆阔气[00:01:11]

没事儿[00:01:12]

挑刺儿[00:01:12]

找毛病[00:01:13]

咸了[00:01:15]

淡了[00:01:15]

咱们再来买挑一大堆不是[00:01:15]

所以你饭馆里笑脸儿搭对[00:01:18]

客人说什么别上火啊[00:01:21]

当然[00:01:24]

咱说的这种人是极少数[00:01:25]

但极少数他也有[00:01:28]

何况的大军阀[00:01:31]

那伽难伺候透了[00:01:34]

王恩普害怕了[00:01:37]

推给栾蒲包[00:01:39]

让他全权负责[00:01:41]

栾蒲包一看[00:01:44]

老掌柜急成那样心地善良的栾蒲包儿点头[00:01:45]

答应好好[00:01:50]

还有几天时间[00:01:52]

老掌柜的放心[00:01:53]

把这事交给我了[00:01:54]

我包准把元帅满意[00:01:56]

就是谢谢血糖[00:01:59]

有你这话[00:02:01]

我放心了[00:02:02]

Lan Bo [00:02:04]

干嘛[00:02:05]

找了个借口看看[00:02:06]

那个噪声怎么样啊[00:02:08]

这宴会怎么举行啊[00:02:10]

看看D 是啊[00:02:12]

瞅瞅房间呢[00:02:13]

以这为借口到了张作霖大元帅的宅子[00:02:15]

其实她也看了[00:02:20]

大部分时间明察暗访[00:02:23]

了解情况[00:02:26]

你别看张作霖又敬他酒这呢[00:02:28]

他实际上不太了解张作霖[00:02:30]

比方有什么忌讳[00:02:33]

有什么说到你得做到心里有数[00:02:34]

凡是跟张作霖能沾上边儿的[00:02:38]

他就走访走访[00:02:41]

特别是找了一个姓孙的孙厨师[00:02:43]

专门给张作霖做饭的老头儿挺好手一眼货[00:02:48]

哎呀[00:02:54]

乱吐包[00:02:54]

请这老头儿喝的酒[00:02:55]

两个人做了一次长谈[00:02:57]

老前辈[00:03:01]

我向您来请教来[00:03:02]

大帅要举行家宴款待亲朋贵友[00:03:05]

我们怕呀[00:03:11]

大帅生气[00:03:12]

挑毛病请老人家赐教[00:03:13]

您服饰大帅[00:03:16]

多年了[00:03:17]

您是最了解情况[00:03:18]

老头儿一看[00:03:21]

小伙子挺好学[00:03:22]

好高兴[00:03:25]

你叫什么名[00:03:27]

我姓栾[00:03:28]

叫栾学堂[00:03:29]

外号栾蒲包[00:03:31]

你管我叫铺包[00:03:32]

呸呸呸[00:03:34]

老弟啊[00:03:36]

难得你这么虚心[00:03:37]

你找我[00:03:40]

老孙头[00:03:40]

你找对了[00:03:41]

你知道大元帅属什么[00:03:43]

我听说属猪[00:03:48]

哎[00:03:49]

对[00:03:49]

大元帅属猪的大元帅[00:03:50]

还最爱吃的是猪肉[00:03:54]

所以我建议[00:03:57]

这个家宴方面[00:03:59]

离不开猪肉[00:04:01]

我怕上猪肉大帅飘里不能不能[00:04:04]

只要你做的德味就好[00:04:08]

这咱俩多唠是唠啥[00:04:11]

你心里做到有数[00:04:14]

大元帅属猪[00:04:16]

他还最信奉猪[00:04:18]

A [00:04:20]

据我所知[00:04:21]

大元帅每逢决定重大的事情[00:04:22]

都得查看日子[00:04:26]

必须得猪年猪月猪日[00:04:27]

比如打仗[00:04:31]

他也是才d ri [00:04:32]

你说邪门不邪门儿啊[00:04:34]

我记得大元帅出生的那一年[00:04:37]

Ga la 1 降生[00:04:41]

按犀利说话[00:04:43]

是1875年呢[00:04:45]

正好光绪皇帝继皇帝位过桥[00:04:48]

这是一袭[00:04:53]

后来大元帅[00:04:56]

当然土匪啦[00:04:59]

打了**[00:05:01]

A [00:05:03]

当马贼的那一年[00:05:04]

又是猪年[00:05:06]

嗯[00:05:08]

有一个师目的人是个盲人[00:05:09]

姓包啊[00:05:13]

据说这个包先生[00:05:14]

能掐会算[00:05:17]

这包先生[00:05:19]

我还见过几次[00:05:20]

那在东北来说[00:05:21]

红得发紫那是大帅的好朋友[00:05:23]

经常出入帅府[00:05:27]

给大帅参战事情给他掐算事情[00:05:29]

包先生曾经预言说[00:05:34]

大元帅是属猪的[00:05:37]

朱能华容啊[00:05:40]

让大元帅不管决定什么事情[00:05:43]

必须猪年猪月猪日[00:05:46]

大元帅就这么办[00:05:49]

同时[00:05:51]

包先生还说[00:05:51]

如果要照这样下去[00:05:53]

猪能化脓[00:05:55]

早晚大元帅[00:05:57]

能称王称B [00:06:00]

王石[00:06:03]

腹部可言呢[00:06:05]

所以大元帅深信不疑[00:06:08]

A ni ju Qing Jia 眼前不能离开猪肉[00:06:11]

嗯[00:06:16]

那么别的讲究[00:06:18]

有没有啊[00:06:20]

有[00:06:21]

你别看他信奉猪这个机会[00:06:23]

还特别多咱举个例子[00:06:26]

说好像第一次直奉大战和领兵带队攻打吴佩孚[00:06:28]

在前线[00:06:35]

炮也架好了[00:06:36]

枪也摆好了[00:06:37]

没等开战之前还有个勤务兵[00:06:38]

这勤务兵[00:06:42]

这小子嘴没把门儿一高兴说了一句话说[00:06:42]

等咱们打胜了之后[00:06:47]

沙口大肥猪大家解解馋[00:06:48]

据我所知[00:06:53]

张大帅火旺上撞[00:06:54]

拽出手枪[00:06:56]

再啪一枪脑袋给打碎了[00:06:57]

犯了忌讳[00:07:01]

所以直奉大战[00:07:03]

第一次长得帅[00:07:04]

失败[00:07:06]

张大帅过后还提这事儿呢[00:07:07]

都极力让她妈这小子说的[00:07:09]

所以说啊[00:07:13]

老弟啊[00:07:14]

你还得多加留神[00:07:15]

可别说话[00:07:17]

凡事多加谨慎[00:07:19]

你要犯了忌讳[00:07:21]

他可翻脸不认人呢[00:07:23]

啊[00:07:26]

明白了[00:07:27]

明白了a [00:07:28]

总而言之我多跟你说说[00:07:29]

你牢记在心[00:07:32]

你要实际掌握[00:07:33]

灵活运用是怎么怎么[00:07:35]

怎么[00:07:36]

栾蒲包是收获颇丰[00:07:39]

哦[00:07:44]

明白了[00:07:45]

这也叫孙子兵法[00:07:47]

知己知彼[00:07:50]

百战百胜[00:07:51]

也叫百战不殆[00:07:53]

你得了解对方的情况[00:07:56]

办事不由东[00:07:59]

累死也无功啊[00:08:00]

你得投其所好[00:08:02]

让人家高兴[00:08:04]

于是栾蒲包做了个完整的计划[00:08:05]

等亚运会举行的头天呢[00:08:11]

张作霖不放心[00:08:14]

派人去问去了[00:08:15]

准备的怎么样了[00:08:16]

栾蒲包把心一横[00:08:18]

说大话[00:08:20]

请上福大帅[00:08:22]

让大帅放心[00:08:23]

包她满意[00:08:25]

就是好累[00:08:27]

回去跟张作霖这一说[00:08:29]

张作霖还了[00:08:31]

妈的嘞[00:08:32]

这小子还保密啊[00:08:34]

想给我来个惊喜[00:08:36]

嗯[00:08:38]

错不了[00:08:39]

单说正日子这一篇[00:08:41]

上午九点[00:08:44]

帅府那人就来多了[00:08:47]

那全是军政两界的要人[00:08:51]

这都什么人物[00:08:54]

有的是西服革履[00:08:56]

有的是长袍马褂[00:08:58]

有的时候穿的都是狐、貉、貂筲好衣服[00:09:02]

全是宝石项链[00:09:06]

戴着钻石戒指[00:09:08]

全都是金科表[00:09:09]

一个个是威风凛凛[00:09:12]

另外[00:09:14]

商界泰斗北京出面的人物头面人物都有两下子都参加[00:09:15]

多达千余人[00:09:23]

另外[00:09:25]

各使馆的还派来代表[00:09:26]

也应邀参加[00:09:29]

什么碧眼、金发西服革履都带着夫人还有带着孩子[00:09:32]

那可以说[00:09:39]

盛况空前[00:09:39]

胜友如云[00:09:41]

张作霖高兴身穿便装[00:09:44]

军政府的大元帅[00:09:49]

变相的皇帝陛下[00:09:52]

出来跟大家谈笑风生[00:09:55]

跟大家握手[00:09:58]

尔后坐的正坐[00:09:59]

虎皮高脚椅[00:10:02]

文武大员在两旁就坐[00:10:04]

张柏林看了看表[00:10:08]

嗯[00:10:11]

中午开席呀[00:10:13]

是先给准备准备[00:10:15]

辛劳的人来回答[00:10:17]

全到齐了[00:10:20]

把栾蒲包给我叫来[00:10:22]

栾蒲包[00:10:25]

昨天晚上新洗个澡[00:10:26]

换了一套新衣裳[00:10:28]

蓝色的长衫[00:10:31]

青马贾琏儿洗的倍儿亮干净[00:10:34]

迈步来到[00:10:39]

张作霖进前马帅[00:10:40]

我他妈小子换装了啊[00:10:45]

我说准备的怎么样[00:10:50]

包大帅满意[00:10:53]

行[00:10:54]

我100个[00:10:56]

相信你可不准叫我丢人啊[00:10:57]

哎[00:11:01]

我这些朋友们[00:11:02]

都到齐了[00:11:04]

你能不能当着大家的面[00:11:06]

把这席面儿上的事儿向大家交代交代[00:11:09]

让大家也高兴[00:11:12]

怎么样欢杨同也[00:11:14]

说罢[00:11:21]

是[00:11:23]

我们玩的心跳的[00:11:25]

嗯[00:11:27]

冒了[00:11:30]

汗[00:11:31]

心说这主喜怒无常啊[00:11:33]

今儿个就是今天了[00:11:35]

弄好了[00:11:38]

有赏[00:11:38]

弄不好脑袋搬家[00:11:39]

哎[00:11:42]

豁出去了[00:11:42]

A 栾蒲包毕竟经过大风大浪[00:11:44]

往那儿一站[00:11:48]

难免得1 比2 大帅封顶[00:11:51]

各位容禀说着[00:11:54]

把菜谱的都拿出来[00:11:57]

啊[00:12:01]

嗯[00:12:02]

嗯[00:12:03]

各位高朋贵友哦[00:12:05]

大元帅[00:12:10]

各位将军[00:12:12]

各位大人[00:12:14]

各位夫人[00:12:16]

各位小姐[00:12:18]

放大率之命[00:12:21]

今天在此举行宴会[00:12:23]

我们新房喽[00:12:26]

为了祝贺这次宴会[00:12:29]

Te 摆的是[00:12:32]

全猪席[00:12:33]

全猪席[00:12:38]

栾蒲包的话[00:12:41]

刚一出口[00:12:43]

满座哗然[00:12:44]

都不乐意了[00:12:47]

冯仁平指什么[00:12:50]

全珠喜[00:12:52]

没听说过[00:12:53]

啊[00:12:55]

好像我就吃过全羊席[00:12:56]

全鸭席[00:12:59]

没听说[00:13:01]

还有全猪席[00:13:02]

这词儿心情[00:13:03]

有的人还说什么玩意儿[00:13:05]

大元帅太吝啬点[00:13:09]

就咱们竟吃山珍海味了[00:13:11]

没事儿吃什么猪肉全猪席[00:13:14]

都什么玩意儿[00:13:17]

并且议论纷纷[00:13:21]

不满意[00:13:23]

张作霖的脸刮吧[00:13:24]

吹起来[00:13:26]

眼珠地藏缘呢[00:13:27]

说什么呢[00:13:33]

今儿个招待我这些朋友吃什么[00:13:35]

大帅大帅[00:13:39]

息怒[00:13:41]

挺小的[00:13:42]

往下接着说[00:13:43]

栾蒲包也豁出去了[00:13:45]

不回答张作霖的问题[00:13:48]

照样从容[00:13:50]

镇定地跟大伙儿说[00:13:52]

各位高朋[00:13:55]

贵友[00:13:57]

大家知道我们大元帅[00:13:59]

是属猪的[00:14:03]

是天星下界[00:14:05]

大元帅不单说是属猪的[00:14:09]

而且我们大帅[00:14:13]

对猪年猪月猪日的事情[00:14:15]

是非常的注意啊[00:14:19]

是非常的信任[00:14:22]

什么事情必须是猪年猪月猪日才能做决定[00:14:24]

正因为如此[00:14:30]

我们大元帅才能旗开得胜[00:14:32]

马到成功[00:14:35]

坐到这个位置上[00:14:37]

咱们大元帅[00:14:39]

不仅是天星下界[00:14:41]

大家都知道她老人家最爱吃猪肉[00:14:45]

既然大元帅爱吃猪肉[00:14:50]

我们大家还有什么说的[00:14:53]

我们就得借光[00:14:55]

儿大元帅喜爱的就是我们大家都喜爱[00:14:57]

今天大元帅设摆全猪宴[00:15:03]

就是跟大家呀[00:15:08]

有福同祥的意思[00:15:09]

我们在座的各位都要粘大元帅地瓜[00:15:12]

所以我们新丰楼才准备了全猪宴[00:15:16]

您说他能白活[00:15:22]

大伙一听[00:15:26]

哎[00:15:27]

是这么个理儿啊[00:15:27]

张作霖干要挑毛病又乐了[00:15:29]

哈哈哈哈[00:15:33]

哇[00:15:38]

这小子真能白活啊[00:15:38]

对[00:15:41]

我呀[00:15:42]

就爱吃猪[00:15:43]

我还属猪[00:15:45]

说得对[00:15:47]

说得好[00:15:48]

张作霖这一说话[00:15:51]

底下人见风使舵[00:15:53]

一看对[00:15:55]

说得对[00:15:57]

说得好[00:15:58]

全猪席全猪宴呢[00:15:59]

太好啦[00:16:03]

欢迎我[00:16:04]

还有的说[00:16:08]

借大帅的光[00:16:09]

我就爱吃猪肉[00:16:10]

介大帅的花[00:16:13]

我爱喝猪汤[00:16:14]

溜须拍马[00:16:17]

嗯[00:16:20]

最高的元首说话的底下顺丰洁癖[00:16:21]

哎哟[00:16:28]

銮坡玩儿的心呢[00:16:31]

这才平静下来[00:16:32]

张国林说[00:16:35]

哎[00:16:36]

我不包[00:16:37]

怎么办[00:16:39]

什么叫全主席给大伙儿讲讲[00:16:40]

都什么好吃的[00:16:45]

哎[00:16:46]

一样一样讲下来[00:16:47]

大帅工笔[00:16:50]

大帅真够大方的[00:16:53]

让我一口气儿说出来[00:16:55]

让大家一饱耳福[00:16:57]

大帅[00:17:00]

您那是大方小的可挺吝啬[00:17:01]

我不想这么讲[00:17:04]

我准备上一道菜[00:17:06]

讲一个典故[00:17:08]

上一道菜[00:17:10]

说一个笑话[00:17:11]

不知大帅意下如何[00:17:13]

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一道菜[00:17:22]

讲个笑话[00:17:22]

一道菜[00:17:24]

讲个典故[00:17:25]

说不上来砸你的屁股[00:17:26]

还要罚酒三杯[00:17:30]

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开学开学了[00:17:35]

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嘎嘎[00:17:57]

这菜跟流水一样[00:18:01]

摆满这些桌子[00:18:03]

上一道菜[00:18:06]

软pu 包[00:18:07]

讲个典故[00:18:08]

上一道菜[00:18:10]

说个笑话[00:18:11]

说了个满堂彩[00:18:12]

张作霖是非常[00:18:14]

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