所属专辑:As Cruel As School Children
歌手: Gym Class Heroes
时长: 02:15
Sloppy love jingle sequence three [00:00:00]
Camera's rollin action [00:00:03]
The bombs been detonated [00:00:06]
I'm just waiting for the explosion [00:00:07]
I was at second base and it was time for me to close in on third [00:00:09]
With blurred vision and precisley placed slurred words we started kissing [00:00:11]
Man listen it was like a scene from a very bad B movie with a very low budget [00:00:15]
Well f**k it I admit I was drunk and I loved it every last second [00:00:19]
I couldn't kill the thought of us butt-a** naked [00:00:23]
Tele is surfing with the fan on chattin about the session and [00:00:26]
Slowly getting into some closet skeleton confessions thats when [00:00:30]
She made an offer I couldn't refuse and chills went up and down my legs like some of my tattoos [00:00:32]
She said she had a pad that wasn't too far away [00:00:37]
She said she'd love it if I'd stay till the following day [00:00:39]
So it was time to exit stage left [00:00:42]
I made my rounds gave my pounds and hugs gathered my thoughts and took a deep breath [00:00:44]
And now we're stepping to the door but right before we step Disashi bought me one more [00:00:49]
And now I'm feeling it I had my hand in my pocket but she's stealing it [00:00:54]
With our hands interlocking as we're walking down exchange street [00:00:57]
With our hearts pitter-patting to the same beat and then she popped the question like [00:00:59]
Trav you ever been in love [00:01:03]
I'm like Psh Not that I recall Well there was one situation but I didn't have the patience [00:01:04]
Or the balls to say it and every time I tried I just diligently delayed it [00:01:09]
And it sounds something like stuttering [00:01:12]
Man my speech impediment left my heart vacant without a single resident [00:01:15]
The first tenant got evicted the second she settled in [00:01:18]
I seen her the other day riding my bike and kept pedaling [00:01:21]
If it wasn't for meddling kids would love even exist Nope [00:01:23]
If it wasn't for alcohol would I be saying this Nope [00:01:26]
She probably took offense I probably started getting sober [00:01:29]
Cause she started getting ugly and I think I probably told her [00:01:32]
Then my feet got heavy I started dripping sweat [00:01:34]
Knew I was getting into something I'd later regret [00:01:37]
Right when I lit the ciggarette I caught a case of the spins [00:01:40]
And started wishing I was back at the bar with my friends Disashi [00:01:42]
And then it happened I fell flat on my face [00:01:45]
When I awoke I found that I was in a very strange place [00:01:47]
I must have got my wish granted cause I was butt-a** naked [00:01:50]
But the only downside was that the room was pretty vacant [00:01:53]
Except next to the bed there was this note on the dresser [00:01:56]
While I'm tryin to deal with this hangover head pressure [00:01:59]
With a smile I grabbed the note lit a smoke and sat back [00:02:01]
Dear whoever lose my number [00:02:04]
PS: The sex was whack [00:02:06]
Laughter [00:02:09]